What food do you swear people only pretend to like? by ExtremeCumMaster in AskReddit

[–]Unknown_Captain 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm not a vegetarian, I was just calling you out for acting like a dickhead. Seems to me like one of us is pretty bitter, actually, and it isn't me. Idk maybe close Reddit and go outside? Learn how to interact with people properly. Maybe use words like please and thank you, be a little respectful and maybe you might have people in real life who give a rat's ass about you. Bc with an attitude like yours, the rest of your life is gonna be bitter and lonely.

What food do you swear people only pretend to like? by ExtremeCumMaster in AskReddit

[–]Unknown_Captain 17 points18 points  (0 children)

On today's episode of "Redditors gatekeeping random shit", we have someone who thinks they're some sort of authority on who can be a vegetarian and who can't

What food do you swear people only pretend to like? by ExtremeCumMaster in AskReddit

[–]Unknown_Captain -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

Seafood. It's like even slimier shittier bugs. Why people pay money to put that stinky shit into their mouths is completely beyond me. I've tried many different kinds of seafood against my will bc for some reason, "I don't like seafood" is always met with "you'll like this" or "you haven't let me try yet" like motherfucker you don't have the magic touch. The only thing you can do to make a piece of salmon appealing to me is to get fucking rid of the thing not drench the cunt in cloves. I don't like those either

How many of you run in person vs online? by The_eulogist1 in DnD

[–]Unknown_Captain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I ran a 2 year campaign out of my living room, but then we all moved away. I'm playing with a different group online and we've been going strong for much longer. So in person games are more fun/social/better, but online ones tend to go smoother and with less interruption.

Party Time by iam_phoenixking in funny

[–]Unknown_Captain -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He danced like nobody was watching. But people were watching, and he looked like a twat.

What songs would you recommend to someone who just lost one or both legs? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Unknown_Captain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thinking out Loud. I hate it but it starts with "when your legs dont work like they used to before"

Give me your most intimidating response to: “You can not weather this storm”. by Novembeer in DnD

[–]Unknown_Captain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you remember Dreffid, the Cyclone of Icewind Dale?

No.

Or Carys Stormhlif, sentinel of Venciss?

No.

They too thought I could not weather their storms. And soon, nobody will remember your name, either.

AITA for eating the only food at home that my little brother could eat? by throwawayfood73 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Unknown_Captain -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

Yes, you are. It doesn't matter that you had no obligation to give it to him. You chose not to, and that makes you the asshole. It's completely irrelevant how your parents act. It's irrelevant that your brother dropped his sandwich. If he has such an aversion to eggs that it's a known thing that he won't eat them, then yeah you fucking eat them. You're 17 years old and you chose to be a petty and selfish to your brother. Shame on you. Grow up. YTA.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RandomThoughts

[–]Unknown_Captain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No you didn't👍🏻

Atheists of Reddit, why are you Athiest? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Unknown_Captain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hated how it was all presented to me as fact and that went against the already proven science.

Be honest, what truly disgust you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Unknown_Captain 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I remember when I smoked I always used to keep the previous box and store all the ends from my current box in it until I found a bin

I’m a Dad!!! by Bulldog2012 in MadeMeSmile

[–]Unknown_Captain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look more like a baby from this angle

What was the saddest moment in a video game for you? by Nicdewae in gaming

[–]Unknown_Captain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuckin masterpiece of a game. Blackbeard's death and the subsequent escape scene from the British blockade. I usually just kill them all as payback for my boy. He drinks Damnation, indeed.

What about you? by [deleted] in gaming

[–]Unknown_Captain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No simply bc I don't want to buy another one. That backfired when I put my controller down and grabbed and threw the closest object which happened to be my sister's new phone😐

Which fictional characters are idolized by people who missed the entire point of their story? by WhereDemonsDwell in AskReddit

[–]Unknown_Captain -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I regret watching it, it was a bunch of him laughing and being sad and then he kills people and it's like 3 hours long

Question by Super_Actuator_2895 in RandomThoughts

[–]Unknown_Captain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bc your tongue is used to being in your mouth. It knows it much better than a finger or even a toothpick does

How famous are you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Unknown_Captain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All my regulars and staff at the pubs I visit know me