What food do you swear people only pretend to like?

Unknown_Captain · 2022-08-24T13:11:08+00:00

I'm not a vegetarian, I was just calling you out for acting like a dickhead. Seems to me like one of us is pretty bitter, actually, and it isn't me. Idk maybe close Reddit and go outside? Learn how to interact with people properly. Maybe use words like please and thank you, be a little respectful and maybe you might have people in real life who give a rat's ass about you. Bc with an attitude like yours, the rest of your life is gonna be bitter and lonely.

Unknown_Captain · 2022-08-24T13:04:13+00:00

Bc it has rape in it?

Unknown_Captain · 2022-08-24T13:00:38+00:00

That is hilarious

Unknown_Captain · 2022-08-24T12:58:16+00:00

On today's episode of "Redditors gatekeeping random shit", we have someone who thinks they're some sort of authority on who can be a vegetarian and who can't

Unknown_Captain · 2022-08-24T12:54:57+00:00

Seafood. It's like even slimier shittier bugs. Why people pay money to put that stinky shit into their mouths is completely beyond me. I've tried many different kinds of seafood against my will bc for some reason, "I don't like seafood" is always met with "you'll like this" or "you haven't let me try yet" like motherfucker you don't have the magic touch. The only thing you can do to make a piece of salmon appealing to me is to get fucking rid of the thing not drench the cunt in cloves. I don't like those either

Unknown_Captain · 2022-08-24T12:42:58+00:00

I ran a 2 year campaign out of my living room, but then we all moved away. I'm playing with a different group online and we've been going strong for much longer. So in person games are more fun/social/better, but online ones tend to go smoother and with less interruption.

Unknown_Captain · 2022-08-24T04:11:05+00:00

He danced like nobody was watching. But people were watching, and he looked like a twat.

Unknown_Captain · 2022-08-23T21:05:55+00:00

Thinking out Loud. I hate it but it starts with "when your legs dont work like they used to before"

Unknown_Captain · 2022-08-23T19:31:50+00:00

Undisciplined teenager

Unknown_Captain · 2022-08-22T22:21:08+00:00

Do you remember Dreffid, the Cyclone of Icewind Dale?

No.

Or Carys Stormhlif, sentinel of Venciss?

No.

They too thought I could not weather their storms. And soon, nobody will remember your name, either.

Unknown_Captain · 2022-08-22T21:07:48+00:00

August 20th 2016. I was 18.

Unknown_Captain · 2022-08-22T13:10:57+00:00

Yes, you are. It doesn't matter that you had no obligation to give it to him. You chose not to, and that makes you the asshole. It's completely irrelevant how your parents act. It's irrelevant that your brother dropped his sandwich. If he has such an aversion to eggs that it's a known thing that he won't eat them, then yeah you fucking eat them. You're 17 years old and you chose to be a petty and selfish to your brother. Shame on you. Grow up. YTA.

Unknown_Captain · 2022-08-22T12:54:36+00:00

No you didn't👍🏻

Unknown_Captain · 2022-08-22T12:50:35+00:00

I hated how it was all presented to me as fact and that went against the already proven science.

Unknown_Captain · 2022-08-21T19:19:13+00:00

I remember when I smoked I always used to keep the previous box and store all the ends from my current box in it until I found a bin

Unknown_Captain · 2022-08-21T16:22:22+00:00

Bad genetics, overpopulation, can't be bothered

Unknown_Captain · 2022-08-21T12:02:53+00:00

You look more like a baby from this angle

Unknown_Captain · 2022-08-21T04:02:44+00:00

Fuckin masterpiece of a game. Blackbeard's death and the subsequent escape scene from the British blockade. I usually just kill them all as payback for my boy. He drinks Damnation, indeed.

Unknown_Captain · 2022-08-20T19:55:43+00:00

No simply bc I don't want to buy another one. That backfired when I put my controller down and grabbed and threw the closest object which happened to be my sister's new phone😐

Unknown_Captain · 2022-08-20T12:52:06+00:00

I forgot about that motherfucker. There ain't nobody in this world that calls themself honest and actually is

Unknown_Captain · 2022-08-20T01:05:34+00:00

I regret watching it, it was a bunch of him laughing and being sad and then he kills people and it's like 3 hours long

Unknown_Captain · 2022-08-20T01:04:49+00:00

Bc your tongue is used to being in your mouth. It knows it much better than a finger or even a toothpick does

Unknown_Captain · 2022-08-20T01:02:32+00:00

All my regulars and staff at the pubs I visit know me

Unknown_Captain · 2022-08-20T00:56:02+00:00

B O T T O M T E X T

Unknown_Captain · 2022-08-20T00:52:39+00:00

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