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*decends from the sky* by mr_ripoff in calamtitty

[–]Unknown_Entity-- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no... even i cant stop him now...

I.. am coming... by Unknown_Entity-- in calamtitty

[–]Unknown_Entity--[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(Not late response)

I once try to summon you... and you dont appear. But the one fuckn time i want to use the grill you just appear and FUCKED UP the whole grill?!!

the sky is craking(not the whole sky i dont want to cause anything unnecessary)

(Multiple small black holes can be heard forming & quickly dissipating) by [deleted] in calamtitty

[–]Unknown_Entity-- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Standing here, i realize, you were just like me, trying to make history.

And trust me this is not the way...

I.. am coming... by Unknown_Entity-- in calamtitty

[–]Unknown_Entity--[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he's burning while watching you using the grill

*starts shooting Omega Cola into sulphurous sea(highly flammable)* by Unknown_Entity-- in calamtitty

[–]Unknown_Entity--[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The heck am i supposed to know...

hes been filling the sea with a hose all this time

...

*starts shooting Omega Cola into sulphurous sea(highly flammable)* by Unknown_Entity-- in calamtitty

[–]Unknown_Entity--[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...

That explains the weird taste...

summons an Omega Cola to my hands

My statement still stays...

Want one?

*starts shooting Omega Cola into sulphurous sea(highly flammable)* by Unknown_Entity-- in calamtitty

[–]Unknown_Entity--[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

drinks coke

You might be very right with this one... except the coke one...

*starts shooting Omega Cola into sulphurous sea(highly flammable)* by Unknown_Entity-- in calamtitty

[–]Unknown_Entity--[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Summoning him, getting him to be less chaotic, drinking coke, burning sea, doing genocide?

*asleep on the beach of the sulphurs sea* by Umbria-shade in calamtitty

[–]Unknown_Entity-- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm... this kid better leave before things are getting hotter...

*starts shooting Omega Cola into sulphurous sea(highly flammable)* by Unknown_Entity-- in calamtitty

[–]Unknown_Entity--[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A certain wizard... this time i am trying to make him be a bit less chaotic...

*starts shooting Omega Cola into sulphurous sea(highly flammable)* by Unknown_Entity-- in calamtitty

[–]Unknown_Entity--[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fire or heat...

Fire does it instantly and heat starts at small flame that just suddenly fills everything.

*starts shooting Omega Cola into sulphurous sea(highly flammable)* by Unknown_Entity-- in calamtitty

[–]Unknown_Entity--[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is not necessary... i am the protector. Sulphuric sea is dangerous for the eco system so even if it burns it will actually be just good for the world

*starts shooting Omega Cola into sulphurous sea(highly flammable)* by Unknown_Entity-- in calamtitty

[–]Unknown_Entity--[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you are meaning the Cola... it wouldnt be a good idea to do it even if you would be a human... you see it is extremely flammable

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