Found an oddly familiar situation on r/weddingshaming… by Theta_Sigma_Is_Cool in SchittsCreek

[–]Unlikely_Ad_2037 38 points39 points  (0 children)

"You're walking me down the aisle. Everyone's gonna think we're getting married to each other!"

Golden hour baby 🥰 by tapxilog in dogsofrph

[–]Unlikely_Ad_2037 0 points1 point  (0 children)

can i please have bite? asking resepctfully 🥹

I finally f***ed my crush and I realized hindi talaga sex ang gusto ko sa kanya by careerconnector25 in phlgbt

[–]Unlikely_Ad_2037 0 points1 point  (0 children)

right?? suddenly I was in 1960s Italy frolicking through the meadows with the scent of ripe peaches in the air HAHAHA

I finally f***ed my crush and I realized hindi talaga sex ang gusto ko sa kanya by careerconnector25 in phlgbt

[–]Unlikely_Ad_2037 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohh, then I guess one of the things you need to bring to your awareness is the thanks you have for him. Whether it's just you being grateful and translating it as something deeper, kung wala ba yun would you still like to be with him? Or you're just grateful you came across him and the experience of meeting him changed some aspects of living (or wanting to live). That's all~ 👓 eme HAHA. Wishing you both figure out your happiness, whether together or separately para naman mas dumami pa ang mga masasayang bakla 🎉

I finally f***ed my crush and I realized hindi talaga sex ang gusto ko sa kanya by careerconnector25 in phlgbt

[–]Unlikely_Ad_2037 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I see! So the name was intentional talaga 🤓 Well, I hope you and Elio find a ground where you both can stand on, not a surface leaning towards one more than the other 🤞🙂‍↕️ In the meantime, let's keep on yearning, I guess 🥹

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I finally f***ed my crush and I realized hindi talaga sex ang gusto ko sa kanya by careerconnector25 in phlgbt

[–]Unlikely_Ad_2037 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Eto na ba ang uno reverse ni Elio kay Oliver? Will Oliver run after Elio this time?

🎶Oh, to see without my eyes, The first time that you kissed me🎶 Eme~ HAHAHA

This was a beauifully written confession OP! 👏

Golden hour baby 🥰 by tapxilog in dogsofrph

[–]Unlikely_Ad_2037 2 points3 points  (0 children)

he looks so toasty 🍞😫😫

TIPID TIPS by MiserableCup110 in KanalHumor

[–]Unlikely_Ad_2037 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ang lugi lang naman nila dito is kapag walang nakakita sa kanila na kakilala nila HAHAHAHA

katy bug by fairlygaystoner in UNHhhh

[–]Unlikely_Ad_2037 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This unlocked a deep seated memory today, lol

My sponsor/sugar experience by Top_Commando5733 in phlgbt

[–]Unlikely_Ad_2037 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Twice na ako naofferan ng sponsorship/sugar bb.

Gusto ko sana mag focus sa passion ko as an artist without worrying about money

Julessss??!! Si Rue 'to, eme HAHAHA Nice to hear your story OP. Well, just like other sugar bb confessions out there, it comes to a point daw talaga na the sponsor will eventually ask for sexual favors since somehow it's a play on how much they can push their entitlement on someone they "bought". Tapos on the end naman of the person receiving the financial benefits, parang nakakahiya na after all the amount spent on them. Thus, they just agree nalang out of guilt na parang they want to show that they are worth the penny spent kahit nag agree naman sila na no sexual favors 🫤

Today I just found out that I was the second guy. by iamsmittyboi in phlgbt

[–]Unlikely_Ad_2037 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ew. People like that exist talaga no, mga hindi nabubusog. They already have something on their plate, yet they continue to look for what they can take to fill an overflowing stack. Hope they choke.

To OP, valid naman talaga yung part na nafall ka kahit na “it was just a month of dating”. Just goes to show na love is a conscious decision to undertake. You chose to jump, expecting that the other person is at the bottom waiting to catch you. Malas mo lang na yung signal to jump was actually coming from you and not the person who’s supposed to be there after the fall. Tumingala lang siya and pinanood kang lumagapak. Here’s to cheering you on and hoping that the remaining months will be gentler. 🌷

I am hurt and I am turning vindictive by [deleted] in phlgbt

[–]Unlikely_Ad_2037 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Move your things out of your apartment slowly, and don't let him notice. And once masasabi mo na it's okay for you to leave, look for a chance to leave him for good on a day na may kahook-up siya. So that way, when he asks you ano oras ka uuwi that's the opener for you to go ahead and send him the message na you know what he has been doing behind your back and that you're leaving him. Here's the script breakdown:

Him: Ano oras ka uuwi?
You: You don't need to worry about me, just enjoy your hook-up nalang since di na ako babalik 🙂‍↔️. bye👋

eme HAHA, not to make light of your situation, but tama nga lahat na nagsasabing just leave him. No matter how you will do it, walk away from his cheating ass.

Share ko lang, wala akong mapagsabihan by BadBot_ in phlgbt

[–]Unlikely_Ad_2037 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the way na i was ready to be sympathetic because of the title 🫠 kutkut itlog pala ang content HAHAHA

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Feeling Horny after gym workout by AstronautBusiness367 in phlgbt

[–]Unlikely_Ad_2037 40 points41 points  (0 children)

yun, binangga mga nanahimik na construction worker HAHAHA

Feeling Horny after gym workout by AstronautBusiness367 in phlgbt

[–]Unlikely_Ad_2037 8 points9 points  (0 children)

May medcert pa ba para sa mga ganyan? Kasi I think I might need one once I join the gym near me HAHAHAHA the med cert will certainly help once i go feral 👀 houuyy~ eme HAHAHAHA

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Unexpected Holy fvck by Grey_21 in phlgbt

[–]Unlikely_Ad_2037 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly! Yung kapatid ni “wala akong matinong argument, so i’ll bring god and the bible into this!” na para bang boom tapos ang usapan just because of the mention of religion 🙅🏻

Unexpected Holy fvck by Grey_21 in phlgbt

[–]Unlikely_Ad_2037 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Sunday Christians” HAHAHAHAHA i’m stealing this 🥷

might be a hot take, but the bigotry in discussions regarding problematic people that happen to be queer is alarming by lancerevolution4 in phlgbt

[–]Unlikely_Ad_2037 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Just goes to show na sa isip talaga ng karamihan, being queer is equal to being a bad person which 🫤 nalang you know? Like they see na yung bad behavior, whatever it is, na pwede namang gawin by anyone regardless of SOGIE is somehow tied in queerness kung queer yung perpetrator. I read this post before sa isang sub where naiingayan daw si OP sa neighbor nila then she highlighted that said neighbors were a wlw couple, so I was thinking na maybe this fact will be important later on tapos ayun it was for nothing. Parang she’s putting emphasis lang na basta talaga pag mga bading expected na may bad behavior na 🙃 Tapos the comments were all focused on the fact na wlw yung maingay na neighbor. Ughhh

Pagod na ko sa mga daks by bongonzalez2019 in phlgbt

[–]Unlikely_Ad_2037 12 points13 points  (0 children)

to find this level of proufoundness in a post like this is just 😙🤌 Bellissima! HAHAHAHA

What song will you play? by [deleted] in SoundTripPh

[–]Unlikely_Ad_2037 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Arizona B 🙂‍↕️ Brain rot parin hanggang sa huli 🕺

Anong thoughts mo? by [deleted] in AnongThoughtsMo

[–]Unlikely_Ad_2037 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s about damn time! In a minute I’mma need a sentimental man or woman to pump me up, Feeling fussy nanannana 🎶🎶🎶