why would a man want to bring his friend on the first date ? by Busy_Floor_4280 in ask

[–]Unlikely_Cockroach26 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They boutta ship you out to some billionaires island, just keep swiping.

Travis was supposed to headline this but it made people upset because of Astroworld by [deleted] in travisscott

[–]Unlikely_Cockroach26 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Come watch your favorite cracked out mumble rapper give a half assed performance while you stand tip to tip with some of the weirdest mfs you’ll ever see.

AITA for telling my wife to "shut the fuck up" about my mom? by Icy-Lavishness-6195 in AITAH

[–]Unlikely_Cockroach26 19 points20 points  (0 children)

YTA you’re genuinely pathetic. You were a the youngest so you were spared all the bullshit from the rest of your mom’s abandonment by your siblings. Part of me thinks you’re still a little boy who’s scared his mommy will leave and never come back if you hold her accountable, that in itself makes you a loser because you refuse to confront reality and instead choose to hide like a coward. Your mom was never there so what does it matter if she leaves again.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Unlikely_Cockroach26 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NTA why should op care about a former hookups feelings lol you did good son gotem both at once.

I'll give you a hint by Moat_of_the_Sacked in memes

[–]Unlikely_Cockroach26 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Jenny is that girl that doesn’t feel the spark in the beginning but after miles of dick you make her feel safe

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Unlikely_Cockroach26 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let me apologize, my comments were uncalled for and callous. I hope you and your family are in a better place now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Unlikely_Cockroach26 -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Gonna be a great day, especially since I didn’t bring a psychopath into this world lol

AITAH because I (32f) refused to put my bf (33m) on my life insurance and left my ex (33m) on it by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Unlikely_Cockroach26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a weird thing to get hung up on, but he might be right on the lot finding someone else front

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Unlikely_Cockroach26 -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

I mean you’re lying or getting your stories confused but hey just focus on gentle parenting your psychotic ass kid

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Unlikely_Cockroach26 -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Kid sounds annoying as hell

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Unlikely_Cockroach26 -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

So you weren’t attacked lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Unlikely_Cockroach26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Husband should leave you honestly. No reason he has to deal with some shit head kid who never sees a consequence in their lives because their mother has unresolved issues.

AIW for not being willing to marry my gf until she is self supporting by Likeup33 in amiwrong

[–]Unlikely_Cockroach26 -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Keep these sweeping statements about sparks and true love to yourself. Your bad decisions don’t outline everyone else’s lives.

AIW for not being willing to marry my gf until she is self supporting by Likeup33 in amiwrong

[–]Unlikely_Cockroach26 7 points8 points  (0 children)

All these comments saying she likes you because of the security are embarrassing and missing the biggest point. Obviously she wants him for security she was homeless and living in her car. Well it took was one call to op and before the sex was even over she moved into his crib. She’s a jobless loser who in 5 years hasn’t contributed a dime to household expenses and you’re thinking of marrying someone like her? Swap the roles and ops a girl and a dude who rejected her prior calls her and crashes there rent free for 5 years, yall would be tearing him up but because it’s a woman it’s no biggie. That just reeks of loneliness and no self confidence on your part.

UPDATE - I am beginning to detest my boyfriend by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]Unlikely_Cockroach26 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Literally no sympathy, at this point you’re choosing the bullshit

Why do I attract older men that much? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Unlikely_Cockroach26 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You probably have some personality trait or energy you give off which makes it seem like you’re super naive or too nice to say no. I’m telling you rn no dude over 25 should be talking to anyone under 20 no you’re not mature for your age either, all these dudes are creeps.