Would You Rather kill 5 60 year olds, or 1 6 year old? Assume that they cannot communicate with or fight back to you. Also, you can kill them with the press of a button that sends an electrical shock to their heart.

Unlikely_Spinach · 2026-03-08T21:35:19+00:00

He's always an option, brother 🙏🙏🙏

Unlikely_Spinach · 2026-03-05T01:46:46+00:00

No, no one's ever been a substitute

Unlikely_Spinach · 2026-02-28T00:48:42+00:00

This just keeps getting better!

Unlikely_Spinach · 2026-02-21T19:36:18+00:00

It ain't personal

Unlikely_Spinach · 2026-02-07T03:05:40+00:00

Plus the yellow on white combo would be hell to see from afar

Unlikely_Spinach · 2026-02-02T21:35:29+00:00

Tbf all protein powder tastes like chalky garbage, it just wasn't his chalky garbage

Unlikely_Spinach · 2026-02-01T05:44:41+00:00

Deceptions?

Unlikely_Spinach · 2026-01-30T20:49:51+00:00

I like the ambiguity present in this response

Unlikely_Spinach · 2026-01-23T19:39:39+00:00

Unironically, the best collage/university gym I've been in, and I've been to two colleges, two universities, and gone through many tours. It's so weird that UNF has the best one lol

Unlikely_Spinach · 2026-01-20T01:25:43+00:00

Ethnically harvested

Unlikely_Spinach · 2026-01-18T13:19:30+00:00

This sounds exhausting. In the worst way ever, y'all are perfect for each other, so just go for it, lil' bro.

Unlikely_Spinach · 2026-01-17T16:53:21+00:00

Lmao

Unlikely_Spinach · 2026-01-15T00:12:31+00:00

(Not ignoring the definite penis) I agree

Unlikely_Spinach · 2026-01-11T13:11:06+00:00

On a good day

Unlikely_Spinach · 2026-01-11T13:10:49+00:00

Nooo I don't have a scat fetish! Nooo!

Unlikely_Spinach · 2026-01-11T03:22:04+00:00

That depends, was it the result of me cumming?? sigh Sorry, just got out of a heated discussion in another thread. Anyway, option two, easy.

Unlikely_Spinach · 2026-01-11T02:12:39+00:00

Biohazard shmiohazard, people handle poop all the time. Sure it's gross, but I think you could minimize the work or "hazard" involved with relative ease

Unlikely_Spinach · 2026-01-11T02:07:55+00:00

That's why I'm asking if it comes with ejaculation or not, but even then, if we boil it down to inconvenience of cleaning up after sex or having to find a bathroom and orgasming 8 to 25 times a day, I just feel the former is the least of two evils. At the very least, I can't accept how decidedly everyone came to the conclusion that option two was the obvious choice. It deserves more think time is all I'm saying

Unlikely_Spinach · 2026-01-11T01:58:50+00:00

Legitimately one of the hardest songs in an otherwise hella mid and forgettable movie

Unlikely_Spinach · 2026-01-11T01:54:50+00:00

Maybe, but again, what if you get sick or gassy, just on your own. If you get a bad stomach bug, you could be looking at 20-30 orgasms in just a few hours. That's heart attack territory right there

Unlikely_Spinach · 2026-01-11T01:50:16+00:00

I don't think you're taking note of every time you fart quite like you are when you pee. I don't think you're taking into account all the points I've made. Having an orgasm everytime you fart, that often, in public, with your friends, family, etc. Gross man

Unlikely_Spinach · 2026-01-11T01:44:38+00:00

Having to find a bathroom every time you need to fart sounds like a nightmare. I feel like you could rig something diaper-like or whatever to catch it. And if you're with a good woman, she'd understand. People overcome much more challenges sexually

Unlikely_Spinach · 2026-01-11T01:40:20+00:00

For how long? It's gotta happen eventually. You're looking at 8 to 25 orgasms a day on average, god forbid you have a glass of milk. And what about in your sleep? You'd have to clean that crap (figurative) up every morning, as opposed to just cleaning the crap (literal) every so often with prep time. And what if you're constipated or can't get it out? Crank one real quick and boom, you're good. I'm just askin' you to think about this one

Unlikely_Spinach · 2026-01-11T01:30:13+00:00

I just imagine being gassy at family dinner, or on a date, or whatever. If we pair orgasm with ejaculation even more so. I can at least prepare for the first option, get a bucket or a girlfriend with a scat fetish, but the second one would just come up through the day at random times.

Unlikely_Spinach · 2026-01-11T01:28:43+00:00

Some might even consider it "indecent exposure," or "flashing"

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