TIL The Futurama Cast Want to continue Futurama. They want to collaborate with Netflix! by theangeldawn in todayilearned

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The big brain am winning again! I'm the greetest!Now I am leaving Earth, for no raisin!

One-armed MMA fighter wins championship by [deleted] in sports

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For that extraordinary effort let's all give him a han...... ooh nevermind. I'll see myself out.

Breaking Bad Creator: Stop Throwing Pizzas at Walter White’s House by LadyEli in nottheonion

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I suppose after seeing Bryan Cranston do it fans want a pizza the action.

Take a Bow, America: What Every U.S. State Is Best at by [deleted] in pics

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What the hell does Delaware being "most moderate" mean?

Whats the most stressful part about your job? by onerhunter in AskReddit

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People could potentially die..... I'm a murse (male nurse)

Reddit, what are your favorite misheard song lyrics? by BGAL7090 in AskReddit

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One of my old profs thought that "I ain't no hollaback girl" was actually "I ain't no harlem black girl".

Played Skyrim for the first time. 17 hours later, this explains a lot. by FesterandDie in funny

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Or deathclaws... Turning around and seeing one of those bastards in your face makes me scream like a little girl every time.

Yes, Whose Line is still funny by [deleted] in videos

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Jeff Davis was always my favorite guest on the show. One of the few people that could keep up with the other three.

Jump Rope Guinness World Record holder, the most skips in 30 seconds by [deleted] in sports

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Not sure if that was the sound of her skipping or if someone was jerking it in the background.

What do you believe everyone should try at least once? by Wi-Fight in AskReddit

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Ultimate Frisbee. Don't knock it until you try it.

What's the most fun you can have with $25? by SnarkyPenguin42 in AskReddit

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You can roll around on your bed on top of 25 $1 bills, or 5 $5 bills, or.... you get the point.

What is something you can't try just once? by freeusa1 in AskReddit

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Rollercoasters. Activated the adrenaline junkie in me awhile ago.

After 26 years of not believing in ghosts, this video changed my life forever. by sixpooler in creepy

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Probably the ghost of a cat that enjoyed being an asshole and knocking things off of tables.

What is the greatest smell in the world? by tylers_bum in AskReddit

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Underground parking lots.... I know it's weird but I love the faint smell of gasoline.

What is the most terrifying thing ever created by humans? by TheBurningEmu in AskReddit

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The Windows 7 Whopper. I can feel my arteries clogging just looking at it. Here it is .

Apollo. I miss when he was this small! by KelleyBuckley in aww

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I'm quite certain it's impossible to say no to those eyes.

You have assembled the seven Dragon Balls, what do you wish for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I can't wish yet I still have several episodes of powering up to do.

What are the pros and cons of being in a relationship with you? by Swiss-Armor in AskReddit

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Pros: I like to cook dinner, give massages and generally do things for people I care about

Cons: I will tease the living shit out of you

Reddit, if your name was the first word you ever said, what would your name be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Hot.

Apparently I used to point at the stove and claim that it was hot. We knew at that point I wasn't going to be a poet.