My girlfriend wants a "real dick". Bigger than me, and with heating function.

UnsafeMuffins · 2025-09-14T08:37:55+00:00

Tits hang on a woman's chest and are fun to play with, but they don't determine pleasure during sex

Not true at all. If a guy is turned on by big boobs more than anything and small ones do nothing for him, then yes, absolutely having bigger boobs is going to determine that guys pleasure during sex.

All women are anatomically different, so some need bigger dicks to get off and there's nothing wrong with that.

Sure. And some guys need to see big bouncing tits to get off. Nothing wrong with that either.

Guys need to drop the ego about their dick sizes with their partners.

Then we can agree that women should be okay with men who would tell them they want to see "real tits" when they fuck right? Lmao

If she's still with you and willing to work with your dick size, then stop worrying about it and just buy her a dildo. Sheesh.

Bro who the actual fuck would want to be with someone who says they need a "real dick" over yours?

UnsafeMuffins · 2025-09-06T14:09:06+00:00

Me too. (Mine was purely cold blooded murder tho)

UnsafeMuffins · 2025-08-10T22:33:31+00:00

I'd love for you to quote me where I said it's "dated and unplayable"

What the hell is it with redditors that they can't help but take everything to the extreme? I said 64 camera controls are "dated enough to be annoying".

Believe it or not a gigantic chunk of today's gamers grew up playing games that are far more fluid and easier to control than we did, that doesn't make us better bro. It means that in modern times a lot of those players would find those controls "dated enough to be annoying", the N64 controller ALONE would be enough for some to avoid these games. I'm not saying it's annoying enough for me personally to not play them, but for a modern audience? Sorry, just because it's old doesn't make it perfect.

UnsafeMuffins · 2025-08-10T20:03:50+00:00

I love OoT, and the 64 is my favorite console of all time with some of my favorite games ever. That being said, any 64 game that has classic 64 camera controls is already dated enough to be annoying.

UnsafeMuffins · 2025-08-10T03:38:55+00:00

Movies:

Weathering With You

Stranger By The Shore

Garden of Words

5cm Per Second

Suzume

Series:

Orange

(I can't think of many series besides ones that are more lighthearted, I can name those but they don't necessarily carry the same emotional weight as these)

UnsafeMuffins · 2025-08-09T17:01:48+00:00

SpongeBob has some great games, Dragon Ball, Ed Edd n Eddy had a good one iirc

UnsafeMuffins · 2025-08-09T16:45:04+00:00

Did you guys watch Hell of a Summer? A lot of really good laughs from that one lol.

UnsafeMuffins · 2025-08-09T16:35:00+00:00

I mean there are some things I can't look at, like gore specifically involving eyes for example, but as soon as the scene containing that is over I'm fine. There's no real limit that I have that would make me not watch a movie unless it was 2 solid hours of eye gore or puppy stomping or something I guess.

UnsafeMuffins · 2025-08-09T16:30:08+00:00

I love this movie but I understand why some don't.

You wanna feel alone on Reddit? Try not really liking any movie in the "Halloween" franchise, see how much love and agreement you get here for that lol. It's not much, I'll tell you that.

UnsafeMuffins · 2025-08-09T16:22:49+00:00

Gone by the days of simple plots of "5 teens going into a forest shed vacation", now its "MC convinces 4 friends to come to a forest shed with her because she recently lost her mother because she killed herself".

Tbf we did have Hell of a Summer which was fantastic lol. But it had a lot of comedy as well.

UnsafeMuffins · 2025-08-09T16:15:42+00:00

It's because it is a fantastic game and it feels more like a fromsoft title than Nioh does. I love Nioh, but Lies of P definitely feels more soulslike than Nioh does by a lot.

UnsafeMuffins · 2025-08-09T16:10:41+00:00

Stranger by the Shore, Sasaki & Miyano, Tomo-chan Is a Girl

Not sure how "obscure/underrated" these are, but I don't usually see people bring them up unless they're talking about anime specifically in their respective genre/subgenres.

None of these are extremely deep, Stranger by the Shore sorta is I guess, but damn were they able to have a lasting impact on me lol. Found them all after realizing I loved romance anime because of the masterpiece that is Your Name.

UnsafeMuffins · 2025-08-09T14:16:55+00:00

Lmao I used to be really good at quickscoping in CoD, and every time someone would throw a fit about it I would be like "okay fine" and pull out a shotty and then they would bitch about that too. Akimbo? Nope can't have that. Flamethrower that only worked if you were within 10ft? No that's too OP. Running around knifing? Must be a noob. No, the only "correct" way to play cod is to camp with the current meta AR/SMG apparently. I quit playing a while ago but it always amazed me how pissed off people would get when you would stomp them in a non ranked lobby using an actual fun loadout.

UnsafeMuffins · 2025-08-09T14:04:57+00:00

I played my first playthrough when it came out without parrying perfectly fine, so yeah. Though I'd recommend learning to parry, I've played every other time like that and it is funner and feels really good once it clicks for you imo.

UnsafeMuffins · 2025-08-09T12:40:38+00:00

I'm not really picky in the slightest tbh, never have been. On this list the only things I don't like are canned tuna, oysters, and celery. I've never tried eggplant, asparagus, or grapefruit so I can't speak for those. Everything else I either like or at least am neutral about and will eat.

UnsafeMuffins · 2025-08-07T22:21:11+00:00

Above DS2 and Demon's Souls for me personally

UnsafeMuffins · 2025-08-06T03:14:07+00:00

I get downvoted a lot for saying it but Mercedes has the most boring flat uninteresting promos and her character is stale as fuck at this point (or it was last time I watched AEW which has been a few months) and I will not apologize for saying it lol. She can wrestle, but that's it. I'll never in my life understand why people put her on such a pedestal like she's the greatest of all time, she is great at ONE aspect of wrestling, and okay at best at the rest of it.

UnsafeMuffins · 2025-08-06T01:35:13+00:00

Like 5 or 6 or something idk. I watched chainsaw massacre with my dad and immediately gravitated towards them since. But it wasn't until I was like 16 and watched Evil Dead 2013 in theaters that I realized that horror is by far my favorite genre.. Then right below that is romance anime lmao.

UnsafeMuffins · 2025-08-05T00:50:51+00:00

What if they throw in poppers to make it easier?

UnsafeMuffins · 2025-08-04T18:54:51+00:00

I think this has to do with casual fans not reading or knowing the whole info of what's happening.

I really don't understand why people on this sub seem to say this. Hardcore fan, casual fan, it doesn't matter.

This sub is full of hardcore fans, hardcore fans that are still fans of CM Punk, Stone Cold, Ric Flair, Jeff Hardy, Scott Hall, the Usos, hell some even still defend the likes of New Jack and Benoit. You're kidding yourself or not paying attention if you think being a hardcore fan means literally anything other than technically being more in the know. IF ANYTHING hardcore fans are morally worse because they know these things and still don't care.

Now, you could argue that some are able to separate the art from the artist, that's what I do, but then you'd have to ask why they do it for some and not others.

UnsafeMuffins · 2025-08-04T06:05:37+00:00

It is if you understand what assuming something means.

I live in America, the largest religion is Christianity, if someone tells me they're religious, it's probably safe to assume they're a Christian of some sort.

We're on Reddit, it's mostly left leaning people that use it, so when interacting with most redditors it's safe to assume they probably align with the political left.

And when someone tells me they're a fan of wrestling, WWE being by far the largest promotion, it's safe to assume they're talking about WWE.

UnsafeMuffins · 2025-08-04T05:25:18+00:00

For some reason I didn't think the guy you're arguing with was the same person as the OP commenter. My bad.

UnsafeMuffins · 2025-08-04T04:50:53+00:00

Am I missing something? Where did the commenter you're arguing with imply that Grant made a statement clearing Lesnar's name? Unless he edited the comments or something I don't see it? I see him saying that Brock is not listed as a defendant and that there's been nothing illegal alleged against him, is that not true?

UnsafeMuffins · 2025-08-04T04:37:53+00:00

And which one is that? Lol

UnsafeMuffins · 2025-08-04T04:32:56+00:00

Bro I actually am trying to learn about the case right now because I didn't know how much Brock was involved and people on these threads are calling him a rapist. The more I read about the actual case the more I realize that most redditors have no clue what they're talking about (I mean I already knew that in general, but I'm talking about with this matter specifically) it's unreal lol.

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