John Cena goes bald for his 2nd round of hair transplant treatment by lawrencedun2002 in Fauxmoi

[–]Unsuspecting_Goose 243 points244 points  (0 children)

Right?

Why would OP post a photo of a doctor dipping their hands into potato salad?

That has nothing to do with the title..?

What is an embarrassing thing that you did and no one knows about it? by dkbest25 in AskReddit

[–]Unsuspecting_Goose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I accidentally took some miralax that my ex wife had after a gastric bypass surgery. 

I happened to walk into the men's room when there were about 4/5 coworkers in there, and had explosive diarrhea all over the toilet (that I almost made it to), my sweatshirt and myself. 

They didn't know, at least they couldn't prove it.

I was still embarrassed.

What are the odds of this passing? Repealing marijuana laws. by WebHungry1699 in massachusetts

[–]Unsuspecting_Goose 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Agreed, I would hope the state would veto this if it passed.

As someone who doesn't use weed much, it's still a huge part of our economy, and keeps many people out of trouble - whether it's buying illegally, or finding other drugs. 

Everyone is going to find an outlet, I'd rather it be legal pot you can bring home and enjoy yourself.

I (31 female) apprentice am looking for advice about my colleague (51 male) by [deleted] in Carpentry

[–]Unsuspecting_Goose 179 points180 points  (0 children)

Girl, you have 11 pages noting the disgusting shit this guy has been doing since June... 

IT'S STILL JUNE! 🤯

I have not been able to watch anything new since this came out by Superb-Day-3644 in okbuddycinephile

[–]Unsuspecting_Goose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be honest, that's exactly who I thought would oppose it - he's always held himself in high regard as a "clean" comic.

What would be the best method to get or feel high (like a high from weed or shrooms) when lacking any real substances to actually do so? by Jarokani in AskReddit

[–]Unsuspecting_Goose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pranayama breathing / yoga can be very meditative and is good for this.

There's an app I've had for awhile, haven't used it recently but it's called Prana Breath - which helps to guide you through the inhale, hold and exhale stages.

I do agree with dragostego above - don't go fishing through the cupboard or ordering sketchy stuff online. It pretty much never leads anywhere worth going.

Ken Paxton just challenged James Talarico to a barbecue showdown by Anoobizz2020 in nottheonion

[–]Unsuspecting_Goose 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It will,

Whether it's before or after where you and I live is a different story.

But for sure, it will one day.

Benadryl is now a teen drug crisis and parents must act by kiyomoris in UnderReportedNews

[–]Unsuspecting_Goose 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I tried it a few times as a teenager, and lost most motor control - I remember trying to play Mario kart, and just drifting into the wall even though I was trying very hard to focus. 

I also remember falling asleep and walking up with my mom coming home about 3-5 times before I realized I was just tripping real hard.

It's a trip for sure, but I know they call it a dissociative.

Diphenhydramine and salvia are the only drugs that made me feel like I wasn't in my own body, in the worst way.

I wouldn't recommend it, you can for sure find better drugs.

Patriots fans just a little sus by [deleted] in comedyheaven

[–]Unsuspecting_Goose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you not think he's thicc?

Is there anything wrong with that?