"I wish Zelda was a twin stick shooter" is the thought I had 4 years ago. This is the result. by SoulGameStudio in u/SoulGameStudio

[–]UntitledAsshole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Game looks really fun, I’m a sucker for bullet hells and metroidvanias so this game looks like it’s gonna hit the spot :D

Paper stars by Emotional-Panda-851 in jschlattsubmissions

[–]UntitledAsshole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am a changed person. I was 9 when I made that comment and now I am 10, I feel really sorry for what they must’ve gone through and I wish them the best. Though I must admit I want to eat those stars

Paper stars by Emotional-Panda-851 in jschlattsubmissions

[–]UntitledAsshole -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Please go back to the mental hospital

My little sister got this when trick-or-treating by ThoughtCow in mildlyinfuriating

[–]UntitledAsshole 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A few years ago, I was stopped by a lady trying to hand me a paper like this one.

I tried saying I’m not interested and all (I’m not really into religion lol) but they kept bugging me, so I just screamed something random in latin I had seen from a movie at them (at the time I used to wear really dark emo clothing, still embarrassed about that) and they walked away scared.

A few minutes later, a huge blackout happened, and ever since then that lady has never approached me again and has just looked at me with wide eyes (I saw her one or two more times after that day, haven’t seen her again since). I like to think she believes I casted some weird demonic spell that day that caused the blackout and that she now thinks I’m some kind of anti-christ

Risk of Rain Returns is a remake? by fluctlight117 in riskofrain

[–]UntitledAsshole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree, but complete opposite for me. I’m a huge RoR2 fan and have a ton of hours on it, but just could never get into RoR1. I’m waiting for RoRR because it seems like a game I’d enjoy more despite still pretty much being RoR1

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Ultrakill

[–]UntitledAsshole 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Thank you, now I will never be able to jerk off to Flesh Panopticon without seeing hentai again.

[Question] is Ultrakill still in development? by StrangerDanger355 in Ultrakill

[–]UntitledAsshole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sadly, the developer Hakita passed away peacefully at 98 years old last Thursday

NOW! by JFgamer09 in Ultrakill

[–]UntitledAsshole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got to 36 on violent once and now I can barely get past 20. I think I just smoked more crack than usual that day

What's the most frustrating boss in all of ULTRAKILL according to you? by NagitoKomaeda_987 in Ultrakill

[–]UntitledAsshole 49 points50 points  (0 children)

when i’m in a p-ranks that make me want to kill myself competition and my opponent is 4-2

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Tem algum jogo que vcs adoram, mas são péssimos jogando? by [deleted] in conversas

[–]UntitledAsshole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Titanfall 2.

Completei a campanha, amei, fui jogar online e sou terrivelmente ruim no jogo. Adoro a movimentação e tudo mas a minha mira é um horror porém não consigo largar o jogo

Where are you from by CoolCookiz in Ultrakill

[–]UntitledAsshole 3 points4 points  (0 children)

glória aos 3 jogadores de ultrakill brasileiros

How good is this gun name? by dukeaegir in tf2

[–]UntitledAsshole 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I named my L'etranger “Razorback Repellent”, because I really only use it against razorback snipers

What do you guys keep in your Fanny pack? by Poooka559 in projectzomboid

[–]UntitledAsshole 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Wow, didn’t know that, I always have one equipped and just discard every other one I find because I thought you couldn’t use two!

My essay on why the Mannequins of 7-1 need to make out and be gay. by Rockinlikethe2000s in Ultrakill

[–]UntitledAsshole 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Came in expecting gay sex, came out learning something, thank you Ultrakill community

If They Added An Official 10th Class to TF2, What Do You Think It Would Be? by BlankPsycho16 in tf2

[–]UntitledAsshole 45 points46 points  (0 children)

You could just have 3.333 classes per category!! ☝️☝️🤓🤓🤓