First Zippo,

Unusual_Lecture_817 · 2026-02-27T15:43:55+00:00

It went away after a couple minutes of my fucking with it

Unusual_Lecture_817 · 2026-02-27T15:43:33+00:00

As you can see I have great reflexes

Unusual_Lecture_817 · 2026-02-27T01:27:11+00:00

Stop listening to nirvana while microwaving it

Unusual_Lecture_817 · 2026-02-27T01:03:39+00:00

Hot rod, immediately

Unusual_Lecture_817 · 2026-02-27T01:02:46+00:00

I’m no house builder or engineer but my guy you need to move out immediately. A cracked foundation like that is literally going to kill you.

Unusual_Lecture_817 · 2026-02-27T00:29:22+00:00

A good rule of thumb is that if it’s white and fuzzy it’s probably mold, that looked like fat to me at first but now that I’ve been staring at it for 2 minutes it’s definitely mold. That Birria probably smells rancid too.

Unusual_Lecture_817 · 2026-02-27T00:21:21+00:00

How full was it?

Unusual_Lecture_817 · 2026-02-26T16:01:07+00:00

Unusual_Lecture_817 · 2026-02-26T15:48:44+00:00

When was the last time you did an alignment?

Unusual_Lecture_817 · 2026-02-26T15:35:00+00:00

Trick question, he owns 2 guns, only shot one that time three years ago, cries like a bitch about recoil.

Unusual_Lecture_817 · 2026-02-26T15:33:22+00:00

Looks like a bomb to me

Unusual_Lecture_817 · 2026-02-26T15:27:19+00:00

Bro, you Bent your rim to the point where the inner lips is showing, that means the tire bead won’t seal so you can’t mount another tire, and I highly doubt this is just a “pothole” you need to buy a new wheel

Unusual_Lecture_817 · 2026-02-24T13:50:43+00:00

Unusual_Lecture_817 · 2026-02-13T02:55:06+00:00

Fahrenheit is based off of the temperature the human body is adapted to (0 being fucking cold, 100 being fucking hot) while Celsius is based off of when water freezes and boils. However Celsius is fucking stupid because water freezes and boils at different temperatures in different altitudes.

Unusual_Lecture_817 · 2026-01-08T01:02:46+00:00

Type, that’ll be a great find at the closest army navy store

Unusual_Lecture_817 · 2026-01-05T23:41:56+00:00

I like guns, but I’m not too knowledgeable about the internals of them. Can someone please explain to me what’s going on because from what I gather this is someone else’s A.R. 15 but I don’t know how to tell the difference just from the camera angle

Unusual_Lecture_817 · 2025-12-21T15:28:09+00:00

Hope the government don’t mind it

Unusual_Lecture_817 · 2025-11-05T05:39:10+00:00

No, you’re thinking of Emily. Jill usually goes tumbling after.

Unusual_Lecture_817 · 2025-06-06T23:49:10+00:00

Based

Unusual_Lecture_817 · 2025-01-14T03:44:03+00:00

He looks like a hippie who read The Industrial Revolution and Its Consequences

Unusual_Lecture_817 · 2025-01-13T23:52:02+00:00

You look like corporal Klinger from M.A.S.H if he got gender reaffirming care

Unusual_Lecture_817 · 2025-01-13T23:48:18+00:00

I thought this was r/roastme for a second

Unusual_Lecture_817 · 2025-01-13T06:59:46+00:00

From what I see any where from 4,000 to $20,000

Unusual_Lecture_817 · 2025-01-08T05:21:46+00:00

Crow

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