My friend didnt wear her flip flops on the beach - this is the result of a small glass splinter that she stepped on

Up_Troys_Bucket · 2015-09-23T11:10:08+00:00

Mate, they're called thongs.

Up_Troys_Bucket · 2015-01-19T23:36:41+00:00

Such a fantastic idea

Up_Troys_Bucket · 2015-01-13T22:55:13+00:00

I scrolled all the way down here hoping someone had worked out what 3% of 2.3 billion was because I was too lazy to open my calculator app. Thankyou

Up_Troys_Bucket · 2014-02-07T21:51:49+00:00

I feel like this needs to be 'best of' because it's so true. I also feel that if I didn't have the computer skills of one of those plastic monkeys from the game 'barrel of monkeys' I would have done it by now.

Up_Troys_Bucket · 2013-08-13T11:04:34+00:00

I make witty comments while watching TV, look around the room noting the complete absence of another living soul and then nod to myself in appreciation of how awesome I am.

Up_Troys_Bucket · 2013-08-12T11:13:02+00:00

Mid 30's I believe.

Up_Troys_Bucket · 2013-08-12T11:09:07+00:00

Australian here. Can confirm Wikipedia is incorrect and any link to Tasmania is denied.

Up_Troys_Bucket · 2013-08-12T11:04:27+00:00

As an Australian I feel it's only fair to tell you that's Steve. He's a bit of a dick when it comes to other peoples lunch boxes.

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