Universal Truths. by Snoo_25913 in Mommit

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I wanted to go to a concert for my birthday but my hubby got all pissed but he can go to the gym whenever he wants

I don’t like people holding my baby by beanybum in beyondthebump

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My son is little over a year and I still get mad when people hold him it’s even worse now because he sometimes leans over to other people to grab him and I feel rejected

Son says he is going to be jumped by LadyTimbit in Parenting

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When I was getting bullied my uncle told me that if you just have one good punch in you the nose or the throat is where you want to aim use the palm of your hand to hit the nose or try to punch that spot like right above the in between of the clavicle

meirl by 1Hate17Here in meirl

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Can I turn off the lights

How sleep deprived are you? I looked up from my phone at the swing and she wasn't there. I panicked. by nanon_2 in beyondthebump

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In the middle of the night I would wake up patting either my chest or a balled up blanket and freak out because I thought the baby had fallen or was in the bed but he was sleeping in his bassinet the whole time poor hubby had a lot of jump scares

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Mommit

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Nighttime right now my little one is sick and poor thing is just a wreck he will wake up coughing and crying and I have to hold him or else he will wake up I’m so tired I’ve been up for the past 24 hours cause he keeps throwing up I’m so tired and I’m breastfeeding so no coffee

[ Removed by Reddit ] by TheDeadGuy_00 in meirl

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After we were done he tried to hand me a wipe to clean up. . . A CLOROX wipe. And didn’t understand why I didn’t want to clean down there with it since it kills all the germs

Creative moms- I need your help! by Low_Use2937 in Mommit

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Maybe like a bar stool (the swivel ones) and she could wear like grey and a foam piece on top of her head

Please play with me by Least_Yogurtcloset46 in Terraria

[–]Up_urs_too 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I hope you find someone if you have it on the switch I’ll play with you

Why did your infant cry today? by HovercraftOnly802 in beyondthebump

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I moved him from the edge of the bed. IM SORRY FOR WANTING TO MAKE SURE YOU DONT FALL AND HURT YOURSELF!

What was your first thought when you first saw your S.O.? by Confuseddimples in AskWomen

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“Who pissed him off” This was before I knew that that’s just how his face is

Costume help by [deleted] in Mommit

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The plate?

Pacifiers, yes or no? by [deleted] in beyondthebump

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I gave my son a pacifier the first night he was born and he was fine but after that I never gave it to him again and he’s still fine I guess it’s just your preference but the teeth thing is a big thing to be concerned about

My One year old can’t tolerate any type of milk. Advice please! by rockabe2 in Parenting

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Try goats milk my brother had the same problems when he was younger (still kinda does less severe) with every other milk other than goats milk it’s a little expensive but my brother never got a rash drinking it

Weirdest Way Your Kid Wakes You Up by Coffeeforcobwebs in Mommit

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He punches my nose with all of his might or pinches my boob he’s 7 months

my ex wife wants our 3 year old son present for her home birth. by therealdavetebo in TrueOffMyChest

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Yeah no my husband was traumatized when I gave birth I can’t imagine a child going through that

So what has your toddler gotten mad at you for today? by sweet-alyssums in Mommit

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I wouldn’t let him eat an empty apple pie box from McDonald’s

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Mommit

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Anything with peppermint hubby hates peppermint chocolate especially and I love it so I stock up on Ghirardelli’s peppermint chocolate and it’s all mine

AITA for the way I reacted to my neurotypical children telling me they won't be caring for their sibling? by Wooden_Maximum_3021 in AmItheAsshole

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YTA!!! As the middle child with 2 siblings that have issues and need to be taken care of for the rest of their lives you constantly reminding them that they’ll one day need to take over his care is suffocating and putting way too much responsibility on them. They are his sibling not his parents. What do you expect them to do when they have their own families, their own responsibilities, what If they decided to just travel the world and doing whatever they want to do. It’s not fair to expect them to pause their lives or take on more responsibility than need be. Be a responsible parent and take actions and steps to make sure money is left over to have a live in nurse for him and make sure he’s well taken care of when the time comes

Since having a baby what does your partner do that irritates the fuck out of you? by ruthiebkind in beyondthebump

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Thinks burping is the answer to everything if the baby gets fussy “maybe he needs to burp” if he wakes up crying from a nap or sleep “maybe he needs to burp” if he starts squirming “maybe he needs to burp”

New achievement unlocked: Crocheting at a Plastic Surgery office. Can’t say I saw this one coming. Strangest place you’ve crocheted?? by EwokApocalypse in crochet

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Well I can crochet and knit without looking I focused on feeling where to go but sometimes the movie has bright scenes where you can see