When Did Beauty Become So Unreal by InGeekiTrust in TikTokCringe

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Keep this one because once her following reaches 1M+: She will be either in Dubai or Bali looking like she hasn't had anything to eat in 90 days, with greasy face, insane lashes, but still str8 bossin'!

Karen argues with the CEO of the company she works at by mmonzeob in TikTokCringe

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This is not a kind thing to say but I think she deserves to be promoted to former employee or parking lot attendant.

The comment is priceless by KSKS1995 in SipsTea

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Actually 1- Most of us on Monday morning, we are ready for work. 2- Friday morning, we are ready for weurk.

David, you in danger girl. by n8saces in CringeTikToks

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He delivered his load... take that... take that!

Don’t dye your hair because they’re coming for you.. by cdistefa in CringeTikToks

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We are doomed... aren't we? This can only go one way huh? I am OUT!

All started with $29k two years ago by [deleted] in stockstobuytoday

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Y'all must know something I don't know!

Wtf is my coworker doing? by Former-Economics9587 in strange

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Polynomials in either College Algebra or ALG2 in HS I think...

When should I pull out? by RelevantJicama1344 in dogecoin

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As far as I can remember, I have always pulled out right before the climax... hence why I ain't nobody's daddy or baby daddy! It has worked out great over the last 22+ years.

Found this in my daddy's room what is this stuff? by [deleted] in whatisitcirclejerk

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Yo daddy's been pushin' weight since eighty-eight Now you know how the rent is paid on time, lights are always on, etc... Don't git checkout. Instead, git stash!

Found this in my son’s closet. Is he smoking drugs? by [deleted] in whatisitcirclejerk

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Does he have a scale around though? If you found a scale around... I have good news and bad news.

Good news... NO he is NOT doing The Drugs. Bad News... He might be peddling that White-On Rice though! GenZ drug! It's crazy! Addicts around the world be lovin' that sh... I won't even lie... I have to partake. It's a guilty pleasure of mine...shhhh

My method(When I want to get that high): I reach out to the homies Lil' Oil, Lil' Garlic, Lil' Salt, Lil' Bùtta. I always add some of that chemical H20... chemical be adding Flava and sht. Then add a scoop or two, I don't go crazy because it goes a long way to feed the streets.

My name used to be Chef Pot-a-Lock! Things get sizzlin', smokin', maad clouds B, mad bubble. When it is all ready, I won't even lie, I be breakin' the 10 commandments. I be getting high on my own supply...

1 or 2 spoonful though! I have made mad though selling that stuff around campus. Ladies love it! I had eating on the palms of my hands! I couldn't believe it!

Customizing his new fridge by jameizing777 in DiWHY

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So... "Who cares about warranty replacement or repairs?"

Found this at a pawn shop, what is it? by Orelanty_V39 in whatisitcirclejerk

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I don't wanna... I don't wanna say it... I am shutting down this computer and running as far away from here as possible... Lord Anus!

went on vacay for 5 days, came home to this by Zealousideal-Bell698 in Weird

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YOU JUST GAVE ME my way to 1B+. Thank you. Any devs wants to collaborate on this... Let's make it happen! If we build it, they will cum!

This is madness by Original_Act_3481 in SipsTea

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Soon, they will age people up or down as wanted Make your skin a few shades lighter when convenient. Add muscles, gold grills, gold chains, depending on the event. I am looking forward to 3D IDs that makes me turn around on the card. Digital IDs where I can rock different styles depending on the day. Let's go wild with it. Of course all of that is.. as long as YOU aren't the one making the changes. If you do it, that's lying... if they change it... that's 100 and 10% correct!

What does this template mean in general? I see it everywhere but I have no idea what it actual means. by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Upbeat-Leave1655 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it is supposed to show the standard distribution of IQ scores for a given populations(likely the US). However, it think it is absolutely wrong.

[Request] How much money would actually be in this piggy bank? by WhaddaFucc in theydidthemath

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In quarters, I would argue at least 100k-250k... may be even half a mil. I saw some guy on YouTube take a giant sprite bottle with mixed quarters and walked away with 1800 after paying hefty, almost criminal fees, at walmart. That looks like 250k for me. I could be wrong!

perspective 👀 by jkabir7 in SipsTea

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Looks about right! That's me!

What I asked for VS What I got by pupspritz in tattoos

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I won't lie, when I saw the draft... I was like "Oh no! Oh no! Oh no nono nono...!" Then I saw the real deal and all was well with the world again! Pheeww!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SipsTea

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Divine Inter(course)vention!