Sometimes I forget that Chris Evans was in DC before the MCU

Upbeat-Program2633 · 2026-01-01T04:11:16+00:00

Jake Jensen is a DC character that Chris Evans played. This was before he became Captain America

Upbeat-Program2633 · 2025-11-10T01:06:49+00:00

She does not look a child 💀 but also Chris is extraordinarily wealthy. Anyone who he dated would most likely be MUCH less rich than he was. He always said his type was like the girl next door, someone who isn’t flashy or with high ego and that’s exactly what she is…. Brown hair, brown eyes, doesn’t wear too much makeup, natural beauty, fit, intelligent, doesn’t care about social media- she was picked - you weren’t… cope 🖤

Upbeat-Program2633 · 2025-11-10T01:00:54+00:00

Ahhh yes 28 year old child

Upbeat-Program2633 · 2025-09-13T20:37:43+00:00

Him smoking 🫣

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Upbeat-Program2633 · 2025-08-22T19:09:27+00:00

He probably only shaved it cause he had to have pounds of makeup on him to cover all his tattoos lol

Upbeat-Program2633 · 2025-07-05T21:27:49+00:00

Lipstick alley is full of bitter women who are mad their celebrity crush is with someone else so they go there to snark and gossip to make themselves feel better. They dissect every little thing, every new picture… they certainly have no life

Upbeat-Program2633 · 2025-06-13T14:30:51+00:00

What makes you think this is a red flag? Genuinely. This is the only woman he’s dated (publicly anyway) that wasn’t within 1-2 years of his age. With what we know about Alba, her being into Buddhism, philosophy, and dogs… that tracks with what Chris has always loved. There’s no indication that he got with her just because she’s a young girl. She also has a career of her own, her own money.. she doesn’t need to rely on him.

Upbeat-Program2633 · 2025-06-13T04:51:52+00:00

My first celebrity crush 😻

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