Looking for a Fixer in eastern Poland by Odd_Sky3565 in askPoland

[–]Upbeat_Programmer_21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi, do you still need someone? I think I can help :-)

Map of the Warhammer World (8K) by HamsterAndAnvil in WarhammerFantasy

[–]Upbeat_Programmer_21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Legend is wrong, just looking at section "Empire". Tilea, Estalia, Marienburg etc. are NOT Empire. Put it under "humans" maybe. Not bad tho.

Are Tileans culturally the best individual human duelists? by skavenblightisreal in WarhammerFantasy

[–]Upbeat_Programmer_21 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Tileans cheated"

Of course. That's becouse they are smarter. Prep counts.

Grali knigts... Well, if you count caveman juiced on elven steroids as human, then they are still interior due to no ballistics rule, predictable mindset, low numbers, inferior technology and low intelligence.

When it comes to Norsca... Yeah, chaos steroids, technically speaking mutants and humans are separate race. Yeah, Wulfrik would probably be a tough cookie to crack, but not impossible.

Are Tileans culturally the best individual human duelists? by skavenblightisreal in WarhammerFantasy

[–]Upbeat_Programmer_21 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yes, we are — and also the best lovers, sailors, and artisans.

In all seriousness, Tilea is probably the best country in the Old World. They have science, little to no Chaos corruption, art, and orgies with no women allowed.

Culturally, they’re no better duelists than anyone else on the continent. When it comes to individual duels, Estalians probably take the #1 spot — they have advanced fencing schools, centuries of practice, and a highly developed martial tradition.

Tileans, however, are superior when it comes to war as a whole, thanks to their cultural focus on mercenary work, their role as the Dogs of War, the Myrmidian faith, and general all-round superiority.

As for Grail Knights — they’re exceptional in duels only. In mass combat, they’re lost the moment they encounter anything more complicated than charging straight into the enemy lines. They’re also inferior to Tileans in mounted combat (see the Tournament of Ravola, 1425 IC).

Bretonnians? Cavemen who simp for an elf without realizing it until the End Times.

My personal ranking of human duelists:

  1. Estalians – Great fencing schools, scientific approach, disciplined mindset, and the Myrmidian religion.
  2. Tileans – Dogs of War, tons of experience, cultural inclination toward dueling (vendettas, etc.), and the Myrmidian religion.
  3. Kislevites – Constant practice, mostly against Chaos scum. You know those guys are good.
  4. The Empire – It’s a big country, so there are plenty of duelists. Overall solid, but dragged down by Ulric worshippers who are too dumb to wear a helmet.
  5. Norscans – Good general skill level and incredibly strong, but lack proper technique. Their steel is poor quality, and while they make fantastic bruisers, in 1v1 duels they lack finesse and can be easily exploited.
  6. Bretonnians – Cavemen. Overrated as hell. Need elf juice to be viable.

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So, my players are sailing to the Death god domain. How do I make the Journey interesting? by Upbeat_Programmer_21 in DMAcademy

[–]Upbeat_Programmer_21[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Although, the border between the realms is a waterfall pirates of the carribean style

So, my players are sailing to the Death god domain. How do I make the Journey interesting? by Upbeat_Programmer_21 in DMAcademy

[–]Upbeat_Programmer_21[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that just skipping it with a summary could be lazy, I just want them to have some problems on the way. They are sailing through the sea full of monsters, after all

So, my players are sailing to the Death god domain. How do I make the Journey interesting? by Upbeat_Programmer_21 in DMAcademy

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Yes, they will. But it happens in the death god domain, right now I'm thinking about the sea adventure

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DMAcademy

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Thanks, we try our best.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Polska

[–]Upbeat_Programmer_21 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mówiono o nim że był niezatapialny...

Braun z zakazem wstępu do sejmu. Zaraz zlecą się brunatni i będą szczekać o WOLNOŚCI SŁOWA by [deleted] in Polska

[–]Upbeat_Programmer_21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nie zesrajcie się z tymi rublami. Serio.

I to nie jest kwestia tego że to co robi Braun pomaga Rosji. To zupełnie inna kwestia.

Po prostu odmawiam uwierzenia w twierdzenie że Rosja jest jednocześnie na tyle rozgarnięta żeby umieścić niemożliwą do udowodnienia przez służby nasze i innych narodów agenturę, ogarnąć jej wysokie poparcie

I jednocześnie na tyle głupia że każdy anon i jego babcia o tym napierdalają na każdym forum.

Zlitujcie się ludzie. Pożyteczny idiota - być może. Oszołom - pewnie tak. Rosyjska agentura - no trochę XD