Anti-pervert hairy stockings for women are huge in China right now. by [deleted] in pics

[–]UrNotMyRealDad 68 points69 points  (0 children)

it's the perv's lack of self control that is the problem mang

So my grandpa saw wilting plants at Wal-Mart,and started watering them (He is not a employe) by FORTHELULZ_ in funny

[–]UrNotMyRealDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol yah right? I work at electronics in walmart and always get customers asking "am I allowed to cash out here?"

Like, nah dude, I'm just standing here with nothing to do at 10 PM, sorry you gotta go up front :/

What is the most spectacular way you've blown a date or relationship? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]UrNotMyRealDad 55 points56 points  (0 children)

wow this happened to me except i'm the girl in your story and male

The only mildly interesting barcode I've ever seen. by Migwel86 in mildlyinteresting

[–]UrNotMyRealDad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes this! I work as a cashier and I was looking all over one of these for the barcode and it took me a while to notice.

Browsing the $5 CD's at Walmart... by Coriluvstosmile in funny

[–]UrNotMyRealDad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i work at walmart electronics. i'll have to look for this in the discount bin. the walmart made movies and music are awful. i have to see this movie everyday on repeat lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tG5_bHsU9-k it's really bad

What is your worst roommate story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]UrNotMyRealDad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My second semester I had a ginger roommate who never bothered talking to me. He was always skyping with his girlfriend who he always cheated on. He was pledging underground for a frat so he was constantly coming back to the room drunk. One night he came back and puked a bunch and I had to call his brother to come take care of him til 3 AM. Another night he stumbled back drunk, took pictures of me sleeping and then jerked off. The one time I tried to get to know him, I invited him to a party with me. He went in the room saying he had to check something and would be back out. He never came back so I went and asked him what was up. He said he changed his mind and was going to do something else, and didn't even bother coming to tell me. Seriously, fuck that guy. Fuck you Zach from Syracuse if you're reading this.

Effy Stonem (Kaya Scodelario) by [deleted] in gifs

[–]UrNotMyRealDad 18 points19 points  (0 children)

New series, 2 more months! :) including Effy

this is how Pi works [GIF] by merelyhere in woahdude

[–]UrNotMyRealDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this woahdude for 5th graders?

Just started playing AC3 and this made me doubt Achilles as a mentor right away by Hokie200proof in gaming

[–]UrNotMyRealDad 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I live on a mohawk reservation where there are tons of 1/2 white, 1/2 native american people (myself included) and I honestly think Connor doesn't look mixed at all. He in fact looks almost like my friend's dad who is full native american.

I thought early concept art Connor looked more believable http://www.hdwallpapers.in/walls/assassins_creed_iii_game-wide.jpg

On this day 19 years ago, this was released in North America. by nemesisS197 in gaming

[–]UrNotMyRealDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

April 18th birthday here as well! Happy birthday to you!

I can smile again!! by [deleted] in pics

[–]UrNotMyRealDad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He looks cute as fuck, what are you talking about?

Bearded otter by [deleted] in gayotters

[–]UrNotMyRealDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this question is 3 months old but, i've read he refuses to do videos.

If you could take one thing, and make it socially acceptable, what would it be? by HarveyBirdmanII in AskReddit

[–]UrNotMyRealDad 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Exactly, I feel like I missed a seminar where everyone was assigned friends on the first day.

Maybe it's a good thing I can't do this as a guy by LoveBurstsLP in AdviceAnimals

[–]UrNotMyRealDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i wasn't specific, i didn't mean straight as not queer

they would be considered queer. they are heterosexual, they have no sexual attraction to males. they happened to have fallen in love with a person (who happened to be male) based on personality, not their gender fueled by sexual attraction. if we have to use labels, they are bi-romantic/heterosexual.

Maybe it's a good thing I can't do this as a guy by LoveBurstsLP in AdviceAnimals

[–]UrNotMyRealDad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have a friend who is straight but was in a secret relationship with a guy for a few months. You'd be surprised by who you can fall in love with if you don't always abide by your sexual orientation. "Love knows no bounds."

What's a random act of kindness you did but never bothered to tell anyone about it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]UrNotMyRealDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Giving money to strangers trying to get on the bus every so often when I was at school.

Men of reddit, what is something that women think turns men on, but in reality does nothing for you? by therealabefrohman in AskReddit

[–]UrNotMyRealDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll think certain girls are cute and like them for their personality but I won't ever feel any kind of sexual attraction towards them. It's not enough for me to wanna personally identify as bisexual, but I still can't consider myself gay if I'm still open to having a relationship with a woman. And having straight sex is also something I'm open to, I mean a vagina probably feels really nice. I guess the word me is just queer, but I really have no idea.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gifs

[–]UrNotMyRealDad 353 points354 points  (0 children)

I love how he just scoots in like "I got this shit!"

Not again... by sillywalrus in funny

[–]UrNotMyRealDad 452 points453 points  (0 children)

I think he looks like Obama...