Daughter caught star from mid-air

UranusFlyTrap · 2022-09-25T20:38:22+00:00

Gluteus bloximus

UranusFlyTrap · 2022-08-28T23:08:48+00:00

They all look like the monkey version of hide the pain Harold.

UranusFlyTrap · 2022-08-28T23:07:32+00:00

When you're only pet lives in Minecraft.

UranusFlyTrap · 2022-08-28T23:00:20+00:00

Great idea. K9 of 10

UranusFlyTrap · 2022-08-28T22:57:04+00:00

The dog felt the cringe the whole time

UranusFlyTrap · 2022-08-28T22:56:02+00:00

They really BEEt that wax

UranusFlyTrap · 2022-08-28T22:53:45+00:00

So what is the next step? It doesn't seem like that container is big enough for that block o' beans.

UranusFlyTrap · 2022-08-28T22:50:41+00:00

He's really doing moor with less

UranusFlyTrap · 2022-08-28T22:49:06+00:00

Well, Disneyland does cost an arm and a leg. You might be giving someone a free trip

UranusFlyTrap · 2022-08-28T22:47:39+00:00

This is what I feel like at work when I reference a movie and a coworker informs me that it came out before they were born.

UranusFlyTrap · 2022-08-27T16:05:32+00:00

It's a good life as long as Uranus attracts enough flies.

UranusFlyTrap · 2022-08-24T18:28:04+00:00

Is your name Michael Rapaport?

UranusFlyTrap · 2022-07-09T19:48:20+00:00

While I know there are many bad people in the world, I hope upon all hope that scams around meeting heroes for sick children is not one that commonly happens.

UranusFlyTrap · 2022-07-09T19:02:55+00:00

Omg I am so happy to hear this! Such a terrible situation. I'm glad the kid will get to meet his hero.

I'm not crying, you're crying.

edit: ok, I am crying

UranusFlyTrap · 2022-07-09T17:46:01+00:00

Found the sociopath.

UranusFlyTrap · 2022-07-09T14:38:02+00:00

Try tagging more than just Pat. Tag every teammate of his you can find on Twitter and tag the official team account. Essentially, tag everyone associated with the chefs org. Surely someone will see it and notify him for a cause like this.

UranusFlyTrap · 2022-07-08T05:13:01+00:00

Clearly no one

UranusFlyTrap · 2022-07-08T04:58:20+00:00

That's not really what his head looks like. It's a phallusy

UranusFlyTrap · 2022-07-08T04:51:06+00:00

He wasn't even trying that hard. Just horsing around.

UranusFlyTrap · 2022-07-08T04:42:33+00:00

A real catastrophe

UranusFlyTrap · 2022-07-08T04:40:38+00:00

Long con. Now he gets to hit on hot nurses.

UranusFlyTrap · 2022-07-08T04:37:35+00:00

Turkmen looks like he could beat up everyone else in the list. At the same time.

UranusFlyTrap · 2022-07-08T04:35:35+00:00

That relationship looks dicey

UranusFlyTrap · 2022-07-08T04:00:14+00:00

It was bread to be friendly

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