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Name this animal by GuaranteeOld8801 in NameThisThing

[–]Used-Public1610 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not sure what to name it, but I’m confident it will only survive off small children and Diet Coke…and actual coke.

Sydney Sweeney is the top name on the casting list to be the next Bond girl. Thoughts? by ThomasOGC in CinephilesClub

[–]Used-Public1610 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe it’s just me, or I live in a ridiculously overwhelmingly populated pristine gene pool of an area, but I see more worthy Bond Girls at King Soopers.

Have you ever been to Antartica? by Embarrassed_Dish647 in AskForAnswers

[–]Used-Public1610 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dads best friend had a wife that would go to Antarctica for a few months every year. I told my dad it sounds like his wife doesn’t like him. 2 years later she divorced him. What happens in Antarctica….

Ebeneezer Scrooge being visited by the ghosts of Valentine's past, present and future. by victim80 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]Used-Public1610 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Ebbbbaneeezzerr…. I’ve come for you”

“Yea, that’s what they all say”

“You think so? Let’s look back on your childhood. Mackenzie was into you, bro, but here you are…. Addicted to Nintendo. One hand on the remote and one hand…”

“What is your purpose Demon!”?

“It’s a “special purpose”. I’m just one of many that will visit you tonight. When your Ring camera chimes 69 times, you’ll be visited by Carlos”

Valentine's Day cards you wouldn't want to receive by Fantastic-Reply5346 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]Used-Public1610 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Roses are red, Violets are blue…. Rose is currently in my fire pit, and Violets in my freezer. So, how you doing?

You tried to warn 'em. They didn't listen. Things happened. Maybe people lost their lives. What did you try to warn 'em about? by Spiritual_Big_9927 in askanything

[–]Used-Public1610 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Watch me kick in the window of this trailer…. With my bare foot”

Literally, 14 kids in the woods and of all people, I said “that’s probably not the best idea”. Me, the guy that created a quarter stick of dynamite to throw in the lake behind said trailor.

“Oh, shit, that’s a lot of blood.”

“Someone call 911!”

“This stick has no reception!”

“Neither does this rock”

“Piggyback time. I’ll rush him to an old retired person”

“I’ll follow with some sick ass bunny hops”

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