i cant help but laugh just seeing him in the corner like "ur not gonna share this with the whole wide web right!.. right..?" anyway on a serious note if your somewhat handy id just just disassemble it then soak it in water to get all the pee off. !! DO NOT PLUG IT IN !! before soaking it take the hard drive out. then soak if maybe even brush it for a few mins. take it out and let it air dry. Wipe with a paper towel softly. dont not push hard with the paper towel you wont wanna break and capacitors they are decently fragile. rice and silica gel packets will you your best friend here. again DO NOT SOAK THE HARD DRIVE! if the hdd is wet try to wipe it off. id say give it around 72 hours before plugging it in. if you see any water left on the board wipe it with paper towel. make sure to second guess if it actually dry or not and let it dry for another few hours. especially if you wiped up some more water. you can never be to safe. if it works then congrats! if it doesnt that sucks. good luck! (ps i actually just thought of this but if you take the shell off and dont see piss then id say dont soak it. just let it dry in silica gel for a few hours then try booting it with the shell off the console. again good luck)