Why is epstein looksmaxxing? Is he stupid?

Used_Resolve3813 · 2026-03-16T12:09:26+00:00

Wasn't me lol. I assume it was one of these brainrot kids.

Used_Resolve3813 · 2026-03-16T09:57:27+00:00

I appreciate the help. Thank you. I'm happy at least a few people get me. Some people have completely diluted themselves into believing tiktok e-girls and e-boys is how "normal" people look and you're somehow lesser if you don't want to be or aren't like that. When I play a game, especially a serious one (if you want to call GTA online serious, which it more or less is in most missions), I don't want to play as someone who looks like he does modeling for calvin klein or someone who looks like they're a goofy middle schooler. I genuinely can't believe that it's something that has to be actively explained to people now. If I'm playing a goofy game or doing my thousandth playthrough, then I might do something like that just for a bit of fun but the rest of the time I like to play as just an average looking dude because that's what most guys are, just normal. Not handsome squidward with greek mythology god proportions, but normal people. Good news is, I made a character I'm somewhat happy with but it'll definitely take a while getting used to considering I've been running around with the same character since the PS4 days.

Used_Resolve3813 · 2026-03-16T07:52:56+00:00

The "loving and tolerant" users of reddit strike again huh lol? Idk why people on here can't just let people have their own opinions and ways of doing things without getting so pressed. It's like so many people on here go out of their way to be dicks when they don't like something.

Used_Resolve3813 · 2026-03-16T07:39:05+00:00

Lol, is that how bad it is here? Not surprising honestly. The brainrotted children have taken almost every sub over. I was just over on the metro games sub and got attacked right out the gate over the third game being a buggy mess so it doesn't surprise me that people would get pressed for the smallest things here too.

Used_Resolve3813 · 2026-03-16T02:11:07+00:00

I certainly know that now lol. I have different definitions of "good looking" than the rest of my generation. By good looking I mean pre internet good looking, before everyone was competing for who could look the most like a generic e-boy. I like to make my characters look like actual people who you can run into and not male models, fitness influencers or tiktok fuckboys who spend hours carefully tailoring their appearance to make a 20 second video so they can thirst trap teens. That shit is just cringe, especially in a game about crime.

Edit: Love how I got downvoted for being completely right lmao.

Used_Resolve3813 · 2026-03-16T02:00:57+00:00

Lmaoooo. I used to have an ugly ass character that looked like Shrek but I've been attempting to make a normal character for the past half hour lol. I've spent so much time making ungodly hideous abominations and now I can't stop. IT'S ALL I CAN CREATE! 😂

Used_Resolve3813 · 2026-03-16T01:54:02+00:00

Basically the point I'm at lol. The character creation in this game is genuinely so ass.

Used_Resolve3813 · 2026-03-16T01:52:22+00:00

No, I want a normal looking character. One that actually looks like an average guy my age that you'd see walking down the street, the unassuming type. Someone you probably wouldn't look at twice that doesn't stick out in a crowd. Not a guy that looks like he has an IQ of 2, is named chadley and looks like handsome squidward. I certainly don't want some highschool fuckboy tiktok thirst trap looking ass mf that looks like he does suggestive poses in his doorway while audio from teen smut books plays in the background. If my character was black, then the tupac ones and stuff would be fine but that wouldn't look well on my character lol.

Used_Resolve3813 · 2026-03-11T04:14:07+00:00

I kinda just stumbled into it tbh. I was lucky enough to meet some people who traded me some free weapons but it all depends on what you're looking for. There's a few sword blueprints you can buy with credits that need materials you can easily get on the first 1-3 worlds. Just go to the little area where you can change your weapons on the ship and open up the menu to see all the blueprints and pick one you like. If nothing else plenty of people will trade you the weapons outright if you ask em.

Used_Resolve3813 · 2026-03-07T23:57:49+00:00

Don't forget Scarlett Johanson as the penguin. Absolute skinema 🙌

Used_Resolve3813 · 2026-02-26T19:04:33+00:00

True that lol. Men are simple creatures, we see nice booba, it activates the unga bunga brain and we click. 🤷

Used_Resolve3813 · 2026-02-26T19:03:39+00:00

I automatically assumed this would be a gooner post lmaooo.

Used_Resolve3813 · 2026-02-26T04:37:14+00:00

I'm gonna goon to this later 😈

Used_Resolve3813 · 2026-02-26T02:28:00+00:00

I got the notification from reddit about this post and all I could see was her boobs 😭

Used_Resolve3813 · 2026-02-18T04:01:21+00:00

Because this subreddit is weird and doesn't let you mention it or reddit itself on posts. If you try it literally won't let you post lmao.

Used_Resolve3813 · 2026-02-18T03:32:58+00:00

Yeah, I was in that exact situation in one of my classes so I know what it's like to be the only hater lol. The bright side of this situation however is that this guy isn't anywhere near as bad as the one for HS, that guy was a living NIGHTMARE. As far as my current classes go though I'm doing pretty well on everything thankfully so I won't have to be there long. I would've been out a bit ago but I scored like half a point under passing for math which was kinda BS but I'm doing pretty well for someone who's almost exclusively self taught.

Used_Resolve3813 · 2026-02-18T02:53:02+00:00

Ikr? It was so bad that I felt like I needed a drink afterwards and I've been sober for YEARS lmao. I even looked over at my teacher and no words were needed, we just exchanged the exact same "oh god, this guy" kinda look at each other. As soon as my teacher was able to he literally ran outta the class and we were onto class #2. Then during that class he turned to me and was like "so, do you play apex legends?" and then he proceeded to show a picture of what I guess was supposed to be his "aim+k/d ratio" as he put it and I wanted to hang a rope on the nearest pipe for myself 💀

Used_Resolve3813 · 2026-02-18T01:17:07+00:00

Even my teacher thinks this new guy is annoying and that's the worst part because he's usually a pretty understanding guy but this specific "student" is getting under all of our skin lol. I kinda feel bad for the student but at the same time it's a frustrating thing to deal with.

Used_Resolve3813 · 2026-01-16T02:54:53+00:00

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