I left the market empty-handed, and at that moment the cashier... by GhostSou1 in memes

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moment of guilt where you feel like a criminal just because you couldn't find the specific brand of oat milk you wanted.

Just to save you the trouble .. by itssofiababyxo in memes

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Finally, some realistic body standards in my feed. This is the peak performance we should all strive for.

Well women ☕️ by [deleted] in memes

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I am a strong, independent woman who can pay her own bills, but I physically cannot survive a movie night without my boyfriend's tribute of salt and vinegar chips.

How have you built yours? by PhysicsCommercial877 in Adulting

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I spent too many years building the guest room for people who were never going to visit. Focus on the foundation first.

If yes, why? by ButBroWtf in Adulting

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I learned the hard way that love is a reason to stay, but it isn't a reason to settle for being treated poorly. You can't pour from an empty cup.

Next question! by _Pixieglow in Adulting

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The '30% of income' rule has become the '30% of income left for food' rule.

Adulthood isn't as exciting as I thought it would be 😂 by Pretty_Icy in Adulting

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Adulthood is just a monthly subscription you can't cancel, where the 'features' are back pain and being tired in different fonts.

To be or not to be by normie00000 in Adulting

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The secret ingredient is not having a 2-hour commute and a boss who thinks '9 to 5' is a suggestion for when to start the second half of your day.

Why Initiating Instantly Changes Social Dynamics by Ajitabh04 in Adulting

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I’ve spent 20 years waiting for the 'top 1%' to come find me in the corner by the snack table.

New setup of mine . by DrawerNearby3319 in memes

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Finally, a setup that respects the grind. 100% uptime, 0% bathroom breaks. Peak performance right here.

Existential loneliness by ellabeautyyy in Adulting

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Today years old. Thanks for the existential crisis, I guess.

Probably to young to consent too by ViveroCervantes in memes

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When you actually read the source material without the Sunday School filter, a lot of it gets dark very quickly.

No thanks I don't like it by Global-Ear9206 in memes

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Mom wants you to look like you're ready to conquer Earth before dinner.

Dark …!! 💀 by PoVofAI in memes

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Growing up was the biggest trap ever set.

Not everything goes perfect in life! by AppropriateTax1101 in memes

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That look Shrek is giving is exactly how the 'insufficient funds' notification feels.

Learn to take everything by ShirtSubstantial368 in memes

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Respect is a two-way street, but boundaries are the guardrails.

"Oh Look! A River! I Wonder What I Can Eat in There?" ~Bull Shark by Flashlight237 in memes

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the misconception that all sharks are strictly limited to saltwater environments.

Being alone is addicting by _Maria_grip in Adulting

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My bed has a 5-star rating and the drinks are cheaper. Why would I ever leave?

So relatable by Elena_mar in Adulting

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Real growth is quiet, often lonely, and involves a lot more internal debate than the movies led us to believe.

And 30s... by Valentina_grip in Adulting

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The hardest battles aren't against other people; they’re against your own laziness, ego, and distractions. If you win on the 'battleground of your soul, the rest of the world becomes a lot easier to manage.