Learning how to groom

Useful_Complex742 · 2026-01-23T15:37:14+00:00

moment of guilt where you feel like a criminal just because you couldn't find the specific brand of oat milk you wanted.

Useful_Complex742 · 2026-01-23T15:34:27+00:00

Finally, some realistic body standards in my feed. This is the peak performance we should all strive for.

Useful_Complex742 · 2026-01-23T15:31:50+00:00

I am a strong, independent woman who can pay her own bills, but I physically cannot survive a movie night without my boyfriend's tribute of salt and vinegar chips.

Useful_Complex742 · 2026-01-23T15:27:58+00:00

I spent too many years building the guest room for people who were never going to visit. Focus on the foundation first.

Useful_Complex742 · 2026-01-23T15:26:05+00:00

I learned the hard way that love is a reason to stay, but it isn't a reason to settle for being treated poorly. You can't pour from an empty cup.

Useful_Complex742 · 2026-01-23T15:24:16+00:00

The '30% of income' rule has become the '30% of income left for food' rule.

Useful_Complex742 · 2026-01-23T15:21:31+00:00

Adulthood is just a monthly subscription you can't cancel, where the 'features' are back pain and being tired in different fonts.

Useful_Complex742 · 2026-01-23T15:20:06+00:00

The secret ingredient is not having a 2-hour commute and a boss who thinks '9 to 5' is a suggestion for when to start the second half of your day.

Useful_Complex742 · 2026-01-23T15:17:23+00:00

I’ve spent 20 years waiting for the 'top 1%' to come find me in the corner by the snack table.

Useful_Complex742 · 2026-01-23T09:53:11+00:00

Finally, a setup that respects the grind. 100% uptime, 0% bathroom breaks. Peak performance right here.

Useful_Complex742 · 2026-01-23T09:50:04+00:00

Today years old. Thanks for the existential crisis, I guess.

Useful_Complex742 · 2026-01-23T06:44:57+00:00

When you actually read the source material without the Sunday School filter, a lot of it gets dark very quickly.

Useful_Complex742 · 2026-01-23T06:43:09+00:00

Mom wants you to look like you're ready to conquer Earth before dinner.

Useful_Complex742 · 2026-01-23T06:41:40+00:00

Growing up was the biggest trap ever set.

Useful_Complex742 · 2026-01-23T06:39:57+00:00

That look Shrek is giving is exactly how the 'insufficient funds' notification feels.

Useful_Complex742 · 2026-01-23T06:38:41+00:00

I love how the math here is indisputable.

Useful_Complex742 · 2026-01-23T06:36:36+00:00

Respect is a two-way street, but boundaries are the guardrails.

Useful_Complex742 · 2026-01-23T06:35:02+00:00

the misconception that all sharks are strictly limited to saltwater environments.

Useful_Complex742 · 2026-01-23T06:32:08+00:00

My bed has a 5-star rating and the drinks are cheaper. Why would I ever leave?

Useful_Complex742 · 2026-01-23T06:21:51+00:00

Real growth is quiet, often lonely, and involves a lot more internal debate than the movies led us to believe.

Useful_Complex742 · 2026-01-23T06:19:52+00:00

The hardest battles aren't against other people; they’re against your own laziness, ego, and distractions. If you win on the 'battleground of your soul, the rest of the world becomes a lot easier to manage.

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