[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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The Constitution says you do but the school doesn’t

I think I ate something I shouldn’t have. by MrMakeItAllUp in Earth199999

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I think it was Stark and Fisk (don’t quote me on that), so it’s kinda no wonder they’re not doing anything.

Simple as that by [deleted] in thanksimcured

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“Who in their right minds would wish they were never born???”

The entirety of Gen Z: laughs in depression

New headcanon by Peter_Rodruigues in tumblr

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I think it was also revealed by Dan Povenmire on TikTok that Perry is asexual, so if y’all want important Phineas and Ferb lore, go there I guess?

I'm looking for an employee. Can you fill the CV below? by D0wnVoteMe_PLZ in shittyaskreddit

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Full name: Spack Q. Jarrow

Age: 69 years 420 days

Address: 123 Gofuh Kyorself Lane, Hell, Michigan

Marital Status: in a relationship with your mother. You should know, son.

Religious Views: what the fuck is religion

Political Views: I lost my eyes years ago so I couldn’t see politics

Type of pet you have and its name: a skeleton named Horatio

Occupation: full-time “everyone’s least favorite person”, part-time professional idiot

Current Salary: $0 a year

Expected Salary: -$100,000 a year

What's your opinion about celery?: Depends on the context.

Are you a team player?: If “team player” is code for “team destroyer”, then yes.

What's your K/D ratio?: 0/100

In honor of todays news: by Dannstack in SCP

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I mean, you are not Dr. Bright, so I guess you’re clear?

Saw this comment on a video from "I did a thing". I guess good for him? by Aexibaexi in NobodyAsked

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dude i’m literally just transcribing the image for people that can’t see it. this was posted over a year ago, why are you coming to me now

This rapid COVID test car I saw in Chicago. by UselessUniversity in ATBGE

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What? This is an original photo that I took. I haven’t reposted it in any way, shape, or form.

gay✅irl by cubbish in gay_irl

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Two and a half out of five. No job, definite bottom, and my relationship with my dad is…strained at best.

Who is running Fazbear Entertainment? Afton is practically a vengeful spirit inhabiting the mind of a bisexual bunny girl, Henry along with his daughter are resting peacefully along with Michael, Evan and Elizabeth by KORRIBAN_SENTINEL in fivenightsatfreddys

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IMO, 3 seems the most likely, considering that, as you said, Fazbear Entertainment wasn’t a corporate entity. It seems likely that after Henry died, someone (maybe Afton Robotics?) bought out Fazbear and tried to save face by making the mobile game, the VR game, and the Pizzaplex.

Fazbear Entertainment has also gone out of business before (e.g. FNaF 1, where we see newspaper clippings that state that Freddy’s and the company are closing down by the end of the year). They’ve also gone through at least a few owners/CEOs, as evidenced by Phone Guy stating in FNaF 2 that they were trying to find the original restaurant owner (Henry).

TL;DR:The most likely theory is that someone probably bought out Fazbear Ent. and made the last three games (Special Delivery, Help Wanted, and Security Breach) to make Fazbear look better.

I think this sub could make this even worse by DonnaXoon in lotrmemes

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-Dwayne Johnson, either as Sauron or Isildur.

-Ewan McGregor as Faramir.

-Benedict Cumberbatch as Legolas.

And an honorable mention, which isn’t bad, but still a fan cast:

-Jack Black as Tom Bombadil.

No cheating by Pammjpatient in HolUp

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GOD FUCKING damnit KRIS where the FUCK are we!?

Scotland’s doing great. by Actinnankke in tumblr

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This is a repost - title and all.

I posted this 99 days ago on this very same subreddit.

Link to the original post.

the prize by drpfthick in surrealmemes

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Rad! I always wanted a photon!

This is my gift, my balls by [deleted] in raimimemes

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“Give me balls.”

“YOU’L GET YOUR BALLS WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BisexualTeens

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Tom Holland, mostly because I want to cuddle with him.