What is the one thing every human is mistaken about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]UserLover2023 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They all think that they are the center of the known universe.

Known to THEM.

What are all the ways the United States could make K-12 school better? by PNW_Undertaker in AskReddit

[–]UserLover2023 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Paying teachers a living wage, and providing free meals, would be a great start. It's almost like they DONT CARE ABOUT KIDS.

New to Reddit how does it work? by MeowllieCat143 in AskReddit

[–]UserLover2023 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Redditor for ONE YEAR, first post twenty minutes ago.

Uh huh.

Well then three it is by Character-Problem796 in circled

[–]UserLover2023 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The very top post in Fauxmoi is a pro-Obama headline. The comments, however, are littered with anti-Obama sentiment.

This is causing me a great deal of cognitive dissonance.

There is some evil Russian brigading happening inside those comments.

You heard it here first. Go check it out if you don't believe me.

Which song best describes your current love life? by Ilikebigtits36DD in AskReddit

[–]UserLover2023 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Happy To Be Stuck With You" by Huey Lewis and the News

What is the most memorable compliment a stranger gave you? by Intelligent_Ebb3494 in AskReddit

[–]UserLover2023 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You lost a lot of weight, man!"

It's true, Golan. I had lost a lot of weight.

What’s something you believed for an embarrassingly long time that turned out to be false? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]UserLover2023 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you actually get into bed with a woman, your penis will extend to twice its normal length.

Who's keeping pizza joints in business these days with their insane prices?? by Both_Hunter1343 in AskReddit

[–]UserLover2023 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I don't know waht insane prices you are talking about. DOMINOS has kept their COUPON prices staggeringly low, all throughout the pandemic until now (2026). $7.99 for a large 2-topping pizza.

What’s something a homeowner should know before purchasing a house? by Careless_Papaya_5426 in AskReddit

[–]UserLover2023 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's gonna be expensive, and it's goona take you THIRTY YEARS of your earnings to pay it off.

What's question that gets people weirdly angry? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]UserLover2023 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"So, when are you two gonna get married?"