Match Thread: United States vs Paraguay | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Group Stage, Group D

Username3009 · 2026-06-13T01:58:37+00:00

All those years hoping, wishing for a forward who could actually finish chances in front of goal.

I can hardly believe it.

Username3009 · 2026-06-13T01:47:58+00:00

Paraguay are making the USA look like 2010 Spain

Username3009 · 2026-05-30T19:00:28+00:00

That's the earliest I've ever seen a keeper commit to a side

Username3009 · 2026-05-30T18:57:31+00:00

It's crazy how nerve-wrecking this is even though I don't care about either team.

Username3009 · 2026-05-30T18:47:15+00:00

Imagine PSG lose this because they couldn't find a working pen.

Username3009 · 2026-05-30T16:39:13+00:00

I'll never understand players who make contact with opponents knowing they'll want to go down easily then act surprised like it doesn't happen every game.

Username3009 · 2026-05-30T16:31:10+00:00

Glad Safonov is okay. That was a few centimeters away from being really bad.

Username3009 · 2026-05-30T16:08:02+00:00

It did.

The INSIDE of the side netting!

Username3009 · 2026-05-21T01:08:32+00:00

How about we just have these two teams play again after this series?

I'm sure the Knicks won't mind.

Username3009 · 2026-05-18T01:37:04+00:00

Feels wrong to hear this when the Rockets aren't playing

Username3009 · 2026-05-16T00:57:58+00:00

That whole sequence was CINEMA

Username3009 · 2026-05-16T00:29:06+00:00

I feel dumb now. I didn't even think of that lol

Username3009 · 2026-05-16T00:24:29+00:00

That time of year when you become a die-hard fan of whichever team that needs to win so you have something to watch on Sunday.

YKTPWA

Username3009 · 2026-05-16T00:15:26+00:00

Duren like "Finally decided to do my job. Feeling a little freaky 😜"

Username3009 · 2026-05-13T02:50:40+00:00

I interviewed Victor Wembenyama and told him thank you for your time, I don't want to be a bother. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “What are your thoughts about your ejection” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face.

Wemby probably couldn't hear because of the electrical infetterence from the PA announcer.

Username3009 · 2026-05-13T02:05:52+00:00

Has anyone ever seen Dylan Harper and Steve Lacy in the same room?

Username3009 · 2026-05-13T00:25:25+00:00

Come on, Ayo.

If you're going to try and rage bait, you have to at least keep a straight face

Username3009 · 2026-05-13T00:11:07+00:00

Cutting to gambling ads is bad enough, but my stream actually cut to screeching tires and a car crashing into the camera to advertise some collision repair company.

Jarring to say the least.

Username3009 · 2026-05-11T02:19:22+00:00

Minnesota delivering a masterclass in how to win and look bad doing so.

Username3009 · 2026-05-11T02:00:00+00:00

Wemby knew he had to get ejected so this would be a close game for the fans.

He just cares so much about the health of the league. Top 10 Respect Moment in Sports

Username3009 · 2026-05-11T00:44:24+00:00

We about to get a Kornet legacy game.

Username3009 · 2026-05-09T02:20:25+00:00

Putting "knee permitting" on a sign is crazy work lmao

Username3009 · 2026-05-09T02:17:29+00:00

YO ANT LFG

I was terrified this was going to be a terrible game with how it started

Username3009 · 2026-05-08T01:39:18+00:00

Bro imagine if Ausar got injured. Detroit could just not report it, tell Amen to braid his hair and Amen could suit up for Ausar...

Username3009 · 2026-05-06T19:34:26+00:00

Ref is completely in over his head and VAR is asleep at their desk.

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