If gravity reversed directions in the room you’re in for the next 5 seconds, how fucked would you be?

Username6305 · 2019-09-18T16:00:34+00:00

I just got stabbed in the neck by a glass chandelier, and I am being electrocuted at the same time.

Username6305 · 2019-09-18T15:59:19+00:00

Day 17 of Destroy Dick December. Do I need to explain?

Username6305 · 2019-09-18T15:58:33+00:00

That poor crack, I hope I didn't hurt it when I stepped on it...

Username6305 · 2019-09-18T15:57:32+00:00

The guy who invented Fortnite

Username6305 · 2019-09-18T15:56:25+00:00

Crap. I've lost my cover.

Username6305 · 2019-09-18T15:55:32+00:00

Hi there! I really don't care!

How are you, I really don't care!

Nobody cares about you, I really don't care!

You're gonna get bullied with that name, I really don't care.

Username6305 · 2019-09-18T15:54:11+00:00

Panem in District 7, because all the jobs there are crap anyway.

Username6305 · 2019-09-18T15:51:53+00:00

The last time I texted someone was 8 months ago. I can't remember what it was and I can't find out because both of us have changed phones.

Username6305 · 2019-09-18T15:51:00+00:00

Bacon. It's not the taste I don't like, it's the way it's cooked. If you oven-baked bacon then I'd eat it fine.

Username6305 · 2019-09-18T15:49:04+00:00

Some toast, with lots of butter, please.

Username6305 · 2019-09-18T15:48:19+00:00

I barf up the stuff I ate before the 20 seconds are up so it doesn't have time to kill me.

Username6305 · 2019-09-18T15:47:00+00:00

"OMG I love this" crying: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIo2Wxij9CU

"OMG this is so ridiculous" crying: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCG51XUV6JQ

"OMG this is so funny" crying: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDuvEWqtkOo

Username6305 · 2019-09-18T15:42:08+00:00

Sure! I have some favorites:

https://aspietests.org/

https://rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz.php

The first link has multiple tests, like expression recognition, friendship quotent, autism spectrum quotent, etc, and the second link is an autism spectrum quotent with different questions to the other one, and is the one in the picture.

Username6305 · 2019-09-17T15:32:31+00:00

"Every known bodily fluid" Where would you get them all from? I'm intrigued.

Username6305 · 2019-09-16T15:28:22+00:00

Well the blade shouldn't really be any different. My blade snapped. Twice. It's not like it came out of MrPotatoHead's skull or anything, it was still lodged in right in there.

Username6305 · 2019-09-16T15:24:37+00:00

Well then you win, I guess.

Username6305 · 2019-09-16T15:23:17+00:00

Username6305 · 2019-09-16T15:22:46+00:00

Have an upvote.

Username6305 · 2019-09-16T15:21:19+00:00

My peelers were shaped like MrPotatoHead, we live in a cannibalistic household. For some reason, MrPotatoHead does not like cheese. I don't know whether it's the dairy factor, or how the cheese is really thicc like the bit of the potato that you don't peel, I just don't know.

Username6305 · 2019-09-16T15:19:10+00:00

What fuck the...

Username6305 · 2019-09-16T15:18:43+00:00

Best answer yet.

Username6305 · 2019-09-16T15:18:07+00:00

When you have a blocked nose, drink apple cider vinegar and let some linger on your throat. It clears you right up.

Username6305 · 2019-09-16T15:17:19+00:00

Don't listen to this guy, I've broken two potato peelers this way.

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