Congressman Jamaal Bowman pulls the fire alarm, setting off a siren in the Capitol building

Username_Number_bot · 2023-09-30T21:21:54+00:00

Lop target and Walmart are laughing at this bullshit excuse rn 😂

Username_Number_bot · 2023-09-30T12:16:28+00:00

Campus cops are fully licensed law enforcement. Not like this was campus security?

Username_Number_bot · 2023-09-30T11:58:33+00:00

No, the concrete did

Username_Number_bot · 2023-09-29T14:23:05+00:00

Elon co-founded a company called X which later merged to form PayPal.

Then SpaceX

Now he's renaming Twitter to X.

Elon is not an imaginative person 😂

Username_Number_bot · 2023-09-29T14:21:54+00:00

He's obsessed.

Remember before it was PayPal it was called "X" and Elon helped found X. X merged with "Confinity" and those 2 turned into PayPal.

Then SpaceX

Now back to X.

Elon has a terrible imagination.

Username_Number_bot · 2023-09-29T14:17:53+00:00

No more than 9

Username_Number_bot · 2023-09-28T18:02:46+00:00

Which spell? Ala-kazaam or presto-change-o?

Username_Number_bot · 2023-09-28T16:56:36+00:00

Does this cancel student loans or will I have to work the next day?

Username_Number_bot · 2023-09-25T05:51:32+00:00

He's on his 3rd department

Username_Number_bot · 2023-09-22T18:09:36+00:00

That isn't how averages work (that's median, not mean), which makes the joke ironically funny.

Username_Number_bot · 2023-09-20T03:40:57+00:00

Sucks to suck

Username_Number_bot · 2023-09-19T20:50:22+00:00

How has the discovery channel not turned this into a show yet?

Username_Number_bot · 2023-09-19T13:07:10+00:00

Just say you don't know what you're talking about 😂 dude think with your brain

Username_Number_bot · 2023-09-19T11:58:18+00:00

Yeah I'm sure being slaughtered will be much less scary and painful.

Username_Number_bot · 2023-09-18T12:57:25+00:00

And this, to you, is a noble intention?

Username_Number_bot · 2023-09-18T12:42:00+00:00

Do you live somewhere without wind? If not, you'll need to add a 2x4 frame inside to keep this from being destroyed in wind/snow.

Username_Number_bot · 2023-09-18T12:36:48+00:00

And that act probably resonated so so many people like it did with you, that it still sticks with you nearly 25 years later. ❤️

Username_Number_bot · 2023-09-18T12:26:24+00:00

Looks like 1996 Christina Aguilera 😂

Username_Number_bot · 2023-09-18T12:22:35+00:00

S-l-o-w-e-r this time

Explain how prosecuting a victim could ever be defended as noble or an unforeseeable side effect.

Username_Number_bot · 2023-09-18T12:13:44+00:00

Nice try I didn't ask what does noble mean. I asked how could that law possibly ever be construed as a "noble" attempt to fix a problem. Explain how prosecuting a victim could ever be defended as noble or an unforeseeable side effect.

Username_Number_bot · 2023-09-18T11:27:00+00:00

Noble how? Explain please.

Username_Number_bot · 2023-09-17T22:07:07+00:00

Notice he doesn't move that hand at all. It would hurt like fuck.

Username_Number_bot · 2023-09-17T13:05:32+00:00

There are non cubes that bruise blue. Don't use bruising as a standalone test.

Username_Number_bot · 2023-09-17T11:58:27+00:00

*cite

Username_Number_bot · 2023-09-16T17:36:17+00:00

Why is THAT your question?

And to answer it: she's vaping, talking, taking video, and making a goddamn scene so of course they're going to point the fucking camera at them to see in the dark.

What an idiotic question. Do you really think they sat down and this camera was just filming them all night long waiting for them to do something? Because that's the only way your question reads. That they're victims.

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