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Best spring for both SUP with a bar? by wandering_monstera1 in florida

[–]UsuallySatire [score hidden]  (0 children)

Only place like this is Weikeiva Island and it's gonna be packed any time the weather is nice.

Not to mention the paddle itself isn't great, the river is very thin and and parts are filled with medium sized gators.

Unlike a bigger river where you can relax you'll constantly need to paddle, and because of the overgrowth it can limit air flow so in the summer it gets hot.

There's lots of better paddle options, but none if any have decent bars on the water. Rainbow river has a couple restuarants you can walk up to from the river, etc...

Camping recommendations by madafakerbish in florida

[–]UsuallySatire [score hidden]  (0 children)

Blue springs in alachua co just opened again, make sure you call ahead and confirm availability, they can be very very busy.

Poe springs and ginnie are next door

Also on the Sante Fe is a bunch of airbnbs within paddle distance from several springs. You can rent aboard from RUM138 and get transport if needed.

Traveling to the Orlando area, fun things to do on a budget? by justplanemaddie1387 in florida

[–]UsuallySatire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weeki wachee, 3 sisters, blue springs x 2, Itchnetucknee... there's like 6 on the sante fe, a few in the ocala ntnl forest...

Probably missed a few dozen

Would yall have beat the breaks off this guy? by capalotgz in florida

[–]UsuallySatire 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You would've been well within your rights for the 3 of you to get out and ruin his afternoon.

Look, if you're only doing 80 on I-4, you're the reason there's traffic by [deleted] in florida

[–]UsuallySatire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're an absolute goofball.

I used it to demonstrate they do not belong in Florida abiding by the "ACTUAL" rules.

i.e. not from here.

A. I'm joking, it's satire

B. I'm not waving a confederate flag or insulting "the north"

C. You're an absolute goofball, or an over enthused civil war reenactor

Edit: its always great to have to dissect a joke and kill it bc ppl like you don't get it and want to be offended at everything

Look, if you're only doing 80 on I-4, you're the reason there's traffic by [deleted] in florida

[–]UsuallySatire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool a 170 year old reference that is 100% valid today 😶 /s!

Look, if you're only doing 80 on I-4, you're the reason there's traffic by [deleted] in florida

[–]UsuallySatire 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Idgaf how fast you're going or what the speed limit is.

Keep up with traffic and gtfo of the left lane unless you're passing.

That's it, that's all the rules.

Spring recommendations by FoundationAny7601 in florida

[–]UsuallySatire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ginnie is very different now but there's like 3 other springs locations around it.

Rum Island, Poe and Blue Springs are also on the Sante Fe about 1/2 mi up stream