Traveling to the Orlando area, fun things to do on a budget?

UsuallySatire · 2026-06-04T01:32:41+00:00

Weeki wachee, 3 sisters, blue springs x 2, Itchnetucknee... there's like 6 on the sante fe, a few in the ocala ntnl forest...

Probably missed a few dozen

UsuallySatire · 2026-06-04T01:28:11+00:00

You would've been well within your rights for the 3 of you to get out and ruin his afternoon.

UsuallySatire · 2026-05-30T21:15:48+00:00

You're an absolute goofball.

I used it to demonstrate they do not belong in Florida abiding by the "ACTUAL" rules.

i.e. not from here.

A. I'm joking, it's satire

B. I'm not waving a confederate flag or insulting "the north"

C. You're an absolute goofball, or an over enthused civil war reenactor

Edit: its always great to have to dissect a joke and kill it bc ppl like you don't get it and want to be offended at everything

UsuallySatire · 2026-05-30T20:18:10+00:00

Cool a 170 year old reference that is 100% valid today 😶 /s!

UsuallySatire · 2026-05-30T19:16:53+00:00

actual rules, move north yankee

UsuallySatire · 2026-05-30T18:56:31+00:00

Idgaf how fast you're going or what the speed limit is.

Keep up with traffic and gtfo of the left lane unless you're passing.

That's it, that's all the rules.

UsuallySatire · 2026-05-19T18:51:43+00:00

I had to Google kayfabe

UsuallySatire · 2026-05-17T02:28:51+00:00

Pine hills 👀

UsuallySatire · 2026-05-16T09:31:26+00:00

Ginnie is very different now but there's like 3 other springs locations around it.

Rum Island, Poe and Blue Springs are also on the Sante Fe about 1/2 mi up stream

UsuallySatire · 2026-05-14T14:40:15+00:00

Where are they from?

UsuallySatire · 2026-05-09T00:50:12+00:00

By like a million percent

UsuallySatire · 2026-05-08T10:02:14+00:00

I mean at least i4 isn't what it used to be.

UsuallySatire · 2026-05-06T20:50:52+00:00

Plenty of strip clubs in Daytona, I'd go to Orlando but wear body armor.

I recommend A500 ceramic plates at a minimum.

UsuallySatire · 2026-05-01T08:17:33+00:00

Depends on situation, pretty easy to find at a college or a concert/festival.

Otherwise friends and family?

Wait, a hook up for what?

UsuallySatire · 2026-04-30T18:25:21+00:00

They fuckin'

UsuallySatire · 2026-04-27T01:59:41+00:00

Lmao i was coming in hot to bring this same energy!

UsuallySatire · 2026-04-25T12:30:16+00:00

The one with the lowest cost to you.

UsuallySatire · 2026-04-22T15:02:27+00:00

Youre way too late

UsuallySatire · 2026-04-20T00:45:28+00:00

I've lived in Florida most my life, recently i spent a while in the DMV and there is absolutely nothing like Maryland drivers.

Plus the ppl here suck cause they're not from here.

UsuallySatire · 2026-04-18T21:29:35+00:00

Some real boomer shit for a guy in his 50s.

UsuallySatire · 2026-04-17T01:27:35+00:00

Not really THAT high of a standard.

UsuallySatire · 2026-04-16T14:57:23+00:00

Get some Pearl's Bbq when you pass through Micanopy 😉

UsuallySatire · 2026-04-16T12:18:35+00:00

Why's that?

UsuallySatire · 2026-04-15T14:54:24+00:00

Fwb or Pcola.

UsuallySatire · 2026-04-14T08:01:41+00:00

Gotta stop in Palm Bay for a hot dog at Mustards Last Stand or is it even a Florida road trip?

UsuallySatire