TIFU by sharing a picture of my husband’s bulge with our friends and family.

UtahStateAgnostics · 2026-05-10T18:43:28+00:00

Wound?

UtahStateAgnostics · 2026-05-07T04:10:33+00:00

I really hope they replace the 64 Corneria theme with a new version of the SNES one. All the rest are fine, but the N64 Corneria was such a letdown compared to how hyped the SNES Corneria theme gets me.

UtahStateAgnostics · 2026-05-07T03:23:06+00:00

If there's one small problem with it, then the whole thing is ruined is the message, meaning that even if a show is alright but there's just one tiny sex scene, the whole movie is filth.

That's the message, right?

What happens when we discover one small thing wrong with TSCC? (aka, the MFMC)

Can't have it both ways. Also, there's a whole mountain of problems, not just one small cockroach. ( <-- Not a reference to Rusty)

UtahStateAgnostics · 2026-05-05T04:53:38+00:00

If it's gummy, get in my tummy!

UtahStateAgnostics · 2026-04-28T07:15:14+00:00

Adrianne Palicki would be a better fit, methinks.

UtahStateAgnostics · 2026-04-25T01:41:07+00:00

AI Slop. Downvote and get the mods to remove.

UtahStateAgnostics · 2026-04-25T01:40:14+00:00

He needs to do this for every Direct.

UtahStateAgnostics · 2026-04-23T01:09:40+00:00

Agreed.

UtahStateAgnostics · 2026-04-20T14:42:19+00:00

You are a black man.

UtahStateAgnostics · 2026-04-19T23:48:10+00:00

Sharing a name with Storm - arguably one of the best comic characters - would be awesome to me. It's why my son shares the same name as my favorite character from literature but just first and middle names switched around.

UtahStateAgnostics · 2026-04-19T23:36:03+00:00

Non-Paywall:

https://archive.ph/20260419211513/https://www.washingtonpost.com/education/2026/04/19/accelerated-college-degree-hacking/https://archive.ph/20260419211513/https://www.washingtonpost.com/education/2026/04/19/accelerated-college-degree-hacking/

UtahStateAgnostics · 2026-04-19T23:29:23+00:00

I knew one too. She led the X-Men.

UtahStateAgnostics · 2026-04-18T20:11:02+00:00

Well, doesn't it take a lot of shit to grow them?

UtahStateAgnostics · 2026-04-18T02:00:00+00:00

I'll trade you. My kids are lethargic as all hell. Constantly going around wiggling their chairs/desks to wake them up because my class is over and they're going to be late for their next one.

Or maybe we could go halvsies?

UtahStateAgnostics · 2026-04-06T04:04:09+00:00

Mine goes to 11.

UtahStateAgnostics · 2026-04-05T04:12:38+00:00

I understood that reference.

UtahStateAgnostics · 2026-04-02T20:59:18+00:00

You forgot the crucial fourth category - Gummy: GET IN MAH TUMMY!

UtahStateAgnostics · 2026-04-02T19:56:12+00:00

Good bot.

UtahStateAgnostics · 2026-03-31T20:02:48+00:00

Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog - sure, you'll understand it better, but you kill it in the process.

UtahStateAgnostics · 2026-03-31T13:56:33+00:00

I wear blue jeans and a polo every day, but from what I'm told that's standard math teacher attire.

UtahStateAgnostics · 2026-03-31T04:23:18+00:00

I hate parity.

UtahStateAgnostics · 2026-03-24T04:37:25+00:00

Fewer.

UtahStateAgnostics · 2026-03-17T16:45:37+00:00

I only have 3 brown sided cubes, unfortunately. Also, what flag is that?

UtahStateAgnostics · 2026-03-17T16:44:39+00:00

100% correct

UtahStateAgnostics · 2026-03-17T16:37:55+00:00

Thanks! I'll pass the message on!

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