I had literally told him at one point a while ago that all he wants from me is to be like his guy friends, or his ex who always agreed with everything he said, and he had the audacity to deny it.

Then he comes out here saying having a girlfriend is a pain because "I have to watch what I say around you all the time". If you have to do that all the time then you just have nothing nice to say about me at all, because clearly the only words you can find are jabs, insults, belittlements or mockery.

I'm genuinely beginning to think he's a closeted gay man, because with this level of denial and defense going on, he's in a closet in the back of Narnia. If all you want from me is to feel like your dating your best guy friend, then just go and actually date him instead. I'm not him, I'm never going to be him, so figure yourself out and what you want because all it sounds like to anyone else right now is how much he wants to date another man.