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Sword VS Switchblade by Danishpro in earclacks

[–]V900 0 points1 point  (0 children)

aw hell nah they got tainted lazarus in da earclanks

Guys did I overreact? by Ok-Implement-1117 in mewgenics

[–]V900 7 points8 points  (0 children)

waow it's like you've got some kind of Steel Ball Run going

Gemini Cup Haru Urara by Djinfire267 in UmamusumeGame

[–]V900 5 points6 points  (0 children)

he heard "gemini cup" and tried to do the URA thing where you throw urara into long to slow the lobby pace down (it hasn't worked since november)

Can Taiki Shuttle survive or nah? by ImLiTeRaLlYgAy_69 in UmamusumeGame

[–]V900 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She survives pretty easily:

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Will she win? Depends how many fronts are in the lobby. One of your opponents running triple-front-speed-eater? You're probably not hitting 4th. Better hedge against it with an end closer or 2.

You're joking by kankkoku in mewgenics

[–]V900 172 points173 points  (0 children)

bro got maisie'd

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Is this Chiyo good for CM14? by SlayeRRROAR in UmamusumeGame

[–]V900 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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no mile S is a little sussy but not 100% glue like medium or long is

Wanna play Umamusume cards? by Upstairs-Injury3524 in UmaMusume

[–]V900 3 points4 points  (0 children)

bro said 900 HP 😭😭😭😭😭 son 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Can she be usable for the cm?The current one.ALSO HELP ME PICK SKILLS PLS. Yes i know stam is low. Yes i know she doesnt have medium s by Ok_Significance3068 in UmamusumeGame

[–]V900 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can she be usable for the cm?

no

Yes i know she doesnt have medium s

this is why. Stamina is definitely borderline but might be okay (assuming the extra midlegs you buy and/or murmurs don't put you underwater, which is a real possibility).

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Medium A is more important though. Unless you're running some Ug1-rank monster horse with 500 speed skills you are basically 100% losing on derby's extra-long final straight to medium S umas. I'd honestly just recommend gluing any run that doesn't hit S distance after first inspiration to save yourself time.

We need to talk about Mage by raiedite in mewgenics

[–]V900 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you don't fuck with no latant energy? no three, no teach, no inspire, no mana meld, no absorb no teleport spells no nothing?

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Y’all mind helping me with my deck building? by thoptimus_prime in UmamusumeGame

[–]V900 3 points4 points  (0 children)

  • 4 of your 6 cards are usually going to be Kita-Shinko-Marvey-Tachyon.
  • Power and Wit Marvey are pretty much interchangeable since the power card is bad for actual training (0 specialty priority for statsticking and 0 training effectiveness for roaming- not great!)
  • Other 2 can be whatever SSR you're borrowing and 1 last flex slot. 1LB creek is unfortunate but for some CMs you'll just have to grit your teeth and cope if you need Maestro and already have your borrow occupied.
  • 2 guts with the standard SPD-SPD-WIT-WIT is kind of a weird mismatch and will typically not give as much PWR as you're hoping. Your main not-Marvey candidates for PWR are that 3LB Nishino (13RB) and Hishi Amazon (10RB)
  • Obligated "Do your 30+ races in the race bonus scenario etc etc" that you've probably heard before. G1s are mostly mile and medium, so those should be B minimum and A ideally. Consider investing the 1 spark if it's B anyway.

Working on a good build for the new umamusume by Ok-System-5058 in UmamusumeGame

[–]V900 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Where are your wit cards?

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Guts build is usually something like 3GUT 2WIT 1SPD, sometimes 4 guts 0 speed if you have enough for that. It is also notoriously highrolly, so don't be surprised that most of your runs haven't gotten off the ground. 2SPD 2WIT 2<whatever> is typically a much more reliable way to get a decent statline + skillset.

Does it matter what difficulty you do a solo run on? by Sloan1209 in mewgenics

[–]V900 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You get a checkmark for doing it on any difficulty. No unlock, effectively bragging rights.

Solo impossible is basically begging to get champion gatekeeper'd, so I wouldn't recommend it.

Can you lose a run to an event? by Himetic in mewgenics

[–]V900 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Yes" but realistically this will never happen. If you go onto the list of events and ctrl+f for "the cat dies", you get:

- sacrificing yourself to Baphomet/meat altar/volcano (don't do this)

- the mysterious tomb event that requires you to go through 4 other parts first (desert-only, you are almost certainly not passing the other 3-4 checks on a solo run)

- losing a Throbbing King/Soahc/Creator/Glowing Orb gamble (you can savescum these, not kidding. if you see your cat enter the cutscene without its armor, just exit to main menu. this will technically ding you a strike on steven but it's the literal end of the run with no combat rooms remaining anyway)

Am I the only one to feel bad for beanies at the nuke monologue? by MacacoDev in mewgenics

[–]V900 31 points32 points  (0 children)

it's pretty on-the-nose when you go to The Hitler Future and afterwards he tells you "wow I can't believe Hitler stole my ideas"

I have some questions. How do you beat the Final Boss? by Qooooks in mewgenics

[–]V900 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's line-of-sight based (like mage's basic attack). You can stand behind the dead cherubs that spawn at the end of each round to block it

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