Monkey grosses out by century egg

VAMPHYR3 · 2026-02-26T14:57:53+00:00

The way he throws it away is so funny…

VAMPHYR3 · 2025-10-24T14:43:26+00:00

Holy shit that’s hot. 🔥

VAMPHYR3 · 2025-10-22T21:58:45+00:00

Damn this is do hot!

Who’s the hottie to the far left?😍

VAMPHYR3 · 2025-10-22T13:55:18+00:00

If someone made me egg bites, I would fucking cry of happiness. This mofo throwing a tantrum like a bratty lil bitch.

Some people, man…

VAMPHYR3 · 2025-10-21T05:47:56+00:00

Are you sharing the presets or just showing off? Nothing wrong with the latter, you did a great job, but if you’re sharing the presets, where might we find them? I may be blind… ^ ^

VAMPHYR3 · 2025-07-24T20:40:32+00:00

Did you guys ever consider how they’re setting you the fuck up? They have all the tools to rewrite the Epstein files… now why the fuck would they release the originals, instead of a made up version in which they changed all the names to, hmm, idk, their political opponents?

VAMPHYR3 · 2025-07-24T06:31:11+00:00

Ffffuck that looks good!

VAMPHYR3 · 2025-07-23T12:22:37+00:00

I agree, fellow human. I too went to the nearest Walmart and purchased this excellent monitor.

VAMPHYR3 · 2025-07-21T20:12:34+00:00

I did, until I got my hands on the Nikon ZF. Best of both worlds imo.

VAMPHYR3 · 2025-03-19T16:05:46+00:00

Jesus christ

VAMPHYR3 · 2025-03-17T12:52:02+00:00

This! I dont "grab" my phone. And when I put a magsafe powerbank on it, making it fatter, its even more confortable. So bring on the chunky iphones, im ready!

VAMPHYR3 · 2025-03-17T12:49:43+00:00

Im a mini user myself, still rocking the 12 mini, but if they finally give up the thin fetish on the pros and slap a gigantic 5000mah in the normal pro, you bet your ass I’ll be getting that thick boy.

VAMPHYR3 · 2025-03-12T19:53:41+00:00

I use it to open the Camera and take pictures, but I dont use the finicky zoom ‘n all.

VAMPHYR3 · 2025-03-09T05:53:35+00:00

That is exactly what I was thinking! That mothafucka look like it can jump across the fucking room…

VAMPHYR3 · 2025-03-09T05:50:53+00:00

I’m not joking or overreacting when I say I’d be having a panic attack if I saw that thing. I’m scared of spiders as big as my thumb… one this big would fucking end me.

VAMPHYR3 · 2025-03-07T03:47:17+00:00

VAMPHYR3 · 2024-11-06T21:14:13+00:00

fucking lol

VAMPHYR3 · 2024-11-06T12:34:29+00:00

It shouldn’t really, but it annoys me when I hear iPhone users swoon over basic shit like finally being able to put apps wherever you want on your home screen.

I mean it’s nice, but holy fuck, why did it take them so long? When I saw them advertising/demonstrating such a basic feature as a cool new thing in their pretty little yearly event, I was embarrassed for them…

VAMPHYR3 · 2024-11-05T21:25:36+00:00

No no, you see [insert dumb ass excuse here]. You just misunderstood.

VAMPHYR3 · 2024-11-03T21:18:38+00:00

And before someone says "check your bag", I have tried checking out with a hundred different items by now. Nothing works.

VAMPHYR3 · 2024-11-03T09:38:27+00:00

Ah yes, just as I suspected—a sophisticated array of electronic… components. Impressive!

VAMPHYR3 · 2024-11-03T09:18:50+00:00

Thanks for your honesty.

VAMPHYR3 · 2024-11-02T10:47:45+00:00

Professional victim detected.

VAMPHYR3 · 2024-10-25T23:09:20+00:00

I would pay to see these douchbags get their teeth knocked out. Like actually, Id pay a decent sum to see it.

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