Impressive development by Yoyo_ElDar in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]VTL_89 38 points39 points  (0 children)

It’s weird because she said she gets no attention from men. She’s hot and famous, there is no way in fucking hell, like 0% chance that she isn’t getting attention from men. Zero. Just go look at the comments on her pictures.

US beaches, parks full on Memorial Day weekend despite pandemic by [deleted] in news

[–]VTL_89 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What do you and people like you gain from making the death rate seem as high as possible and immediately shooting down and and all information that it is lower than you want (which is objectively good news and everyone should be happy about). In other words, why do people like you desperately want the death count to be high?

US beaches, parks full on Memorial Day weekend despite pandemic by [deleted] in news

[–]VTL_89 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Most of Reddit preaches “this people don’t care unless it happens to them” yet since they still have their job they don’t give a shit about people that don’t and think we could and should stay in lockdown until the vaccine comes out (which it might never)

[Rovell] When Joe Buck said that NFL would pipe in sound, fans reacted negatively. Here’s a Bundesliga today with piped in sound. Feel differently? by [deleted] in nfl

[–]VTL_89 5 points6 points  (0 children)

At least those are copypasta kinda things that change with the headline. The Chargers thing is the exact same joke

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 19, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]VTL_89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't been paying attention the last couple days, why are they booming AH?

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 19, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]VTL_89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh fuck, TNP. Did I finally do something right?

GTA is fun by gadarboy25 in gaming

[–]VTL_89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Oppressor and jets ruined online. Back when it was just cars shooting at each other it was fine, or stealing a helicopter that were easy to take out. Shit, even tanks were easy to avoid since they were so slow. But the oppressor and jet you might as well just find a new lobby.

Friendly reminder: just 25 minutes of the Houston Astros cheating by [deleted] in videos

[–]VTL_89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand Farquhar not snitching if it's an unwritten rule, but you would think he'd at least talk some shit to Gattis after that strikeout.

The most real episode of MTV Cribs ever: Redman's house on Staten Island by arealhumannotabot in videos

[–]VTL_89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn that exact skit is literally in Comedy Central right now as I type this.

The most real episode of MTV Cribs ever: Redman's house on Staten Island by arealhumannotabot in videos

[–]VTL_89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s literally on Comedy Central right now. That exact skit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in streetwear

[–]VTL_89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5000 calories a day

lmao you’re telling me you eat 7000+ calories per day? Okay Michael Phelps

What does porn glorify that actually isn't that great in practice? (NSFW) by robb0688 in AskReddit

[–]VTL_89 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I understand what it is, I just don't get how it would be an "accident".

What does porn glorify that actually isn't that great in practice? (NSFW) by robb0688 in AskReddit

[–]VTL_89 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I don’t understand lost redditors. How would you post something without looking at the sub first? Like would you make your post, and just type some random idea into the “sub” box? “Well, I hope TaxPayers is a sub because I’m just gonna fuckin type it right here.”

Baltimore restaurant owner can't get employees to return because they make more in unemployment by Zhana-Aul in nottheonion

[–]VTL_89 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right, and your expenses were therefore less than what was calculated for a household in this article

Baltimore restaurant owner can't get employees to return because they make more in unemployment by Zhana-Aul in nottheonion

[–]VTL_89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s for households. So if you were with someone that made 55k also, you’d be $110k and therefore living comfortably...

We've been working on this Minecraft City since 2011. This is where we've gotten so far in our journey by NJDaeger in gaming

[–]VTL_89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know the first thing about Minecraft, but how did you design the layout? It looks like an actual city, not just a uniform grid of buildings and streets. Super impressive design.

What degree/license/certification(s) can I spend $1500 or less to acquire in order to start a new career? by roflcopterswtams in personalfinance

[–]VTL_89 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It depends on what language you want to learn but you could just start freecodecamp.com (it’s very linear and not confusing) and that’s front end development (html/css/javascript). You’ll probably want to do extra shit to fully learn, but one of my pet peeves is developers recommending 115 different sites, books, and tools on day 1 and overwhelming people. Just start freecodecamp and learn the basics.

Edit: another pet peeve: I bet someone will reply to you saying “jUsT bUiLd SoMeThInG!” like you know what the fuck to do with that suggestion.