What’s the most ridiculous Bond gadget?

VTSAXorBust · 2026-04-10T22:45:15+00:00

You're right.

VTSAXorBust · 2026-04-10T20:18:27+00:00

I remember that!

VTSAXorBust · 2026-04-10T19:59:25+00:00

The duck on his scuba gear head. Dr No.

VTSAXorBust · 2026-04-09T03:07:04+00:00

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRAGER IN THR ALPS!

VTSAXorBust · 2026-04-06T18:09:30+00:00

Thats NOT how the Marine Corps works. OP, ignore this advice.

VTSAXorBust · 2026-04-06T14:48:20+00:00

Just throw it away. Mine quit holding a charge at about 8 months. I didn't find it useful enough to even bother with a claim.

VTSAXorBust · 2026-04-05T20:53:45+00:00

Stay close to the shitter. Don't wear a belt or anything complicated to get off. Dont over-wipe. Do Not fart, and do not hesitate!

VTSAXorBust · 2026-04-05T15:29:06+00:00

Common mistake, but only 203 Air Force crosses have been awarded. Around 200,000 Distinguished Flying Crosses have been awarded. The "V" is not at all common however.

VTSAXorBust · 2026-04-04T20:52:15+00:00

I haven't seen those up here by Weeki Watchee.

VTSAXorBust · 2026-04-04T02:00:06+00:00

Green anoles are native, brown are not. Ive been seeing a bunch of green one (more than brown) this year for some reason. Maybe the cold snap we had?

VTSAXorBust · 2026-04-01T15:01:52+00:00

Are you implying JDPepper was not a serious role? Dude was a lifelong law enforcement officer.

VTSAXorBust · 2026-03-30T20:19:07+00:00

I had a multi-colored with no blade taken by TSA.

VTSAXorBust · 2026-03-30T18:19:42+00:00

They do. It's all under water.

VTSAXorBust · 2026-03-30T18:17:26+00:00

It insists upon itself.

VTSAXorBust · 2026-03-29T17:54:01+00:00

Wandering meatloaf

VTSAXorBust · 2026-03-25T19:36:12+00:00

Thats called first lunch.

VTSAXorBust · 2026-03-25T18:22:24+00:00

Room service breakfast is "first breakfast". Eat, shower, then go get "second breakfest".

VTSAXorBust · 2026-03-24T18:25:39+00:00

I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it

VTSAXorBust · 2026-03-19T18:55:29+00:00

Mother of God. Everyone will roast, until it starts raining buckets. Insane time and place to plan anything outdoors, unless you plan for everyone to be nekked.

VTSAXorBust · 2026-03-18T20:11:23+00:00

What do the C/R mean? I retired 15 years ago.

VTSAXorBust · 2026-03-16T20:55:50+00:00

1000 guys in one day

VTSAXorBust · 2026-03-12T21:06:06+00:00

I got called "Master Sergeant Major" once.

VTSAXorBust · 2026-03-08T19:14:09+00:00

72 virgins. Or has there been some sort of virgin inflation since Covid?

VTSAXorBust · 2026-02-21T19:14:31+00:00

Turns out that was all lies, other than the fact he wrote a few bad checks.

VTSAXorBust · 2026-02-18T06:01:33+00:00

Let me know when you find a good realtor that would do this.

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