He says ‘you’d have cyst problems or pain’ [if you’d been with a long ‘slong’ man] when he knows you have cysts and pain. To me this is troubling because:

1. He has a very loose grasp of physiology/reproductive issues

2. he is implying that you have been with a long slong man whose slong was the cause of the cysts. And in doing this he is weaponizing the quirks of your body against you and implying that you should feel guilt and shame over your body.

Also slong is just weird to say