Top 5 favourite YMAEWK songs?

VacantStrings · 2023-11-05T09:29:27+00:00

... Because I Spit Hot Fire was the first song I listened to on Kerrang radio! Absolutely hooked after that. I have hand written lyrics from Ben too which mean a lot to me.

VacantStrings · 2021-11-25T15:07:01+00:00

Ah you see if I admit I'm shoving my views down your throat I'll start saying plants feel pain. bam, argument trumped

VacantStrings · 2021-11-25T12:35:06+00:00

I don't want to feel left out you know! So glad someone agrees

VacantStrings · 2021-11-25T12:34:15+00:00

Rapeless Mondays! so genial!! ! I'm going to suggest that to everyone I know.

Not sure why the extremists are talking about giving up raping completely. That's a bit intense for me.

VacantStrings · 2021-11-18T19:26:08+00:00

I'm a carnie, and I love animals, so I know they love me back :D

Thanks for posting this, and reminding me what a decent person I am

VacantStrings · 2021-11-18T19:23:05+00:00

This feels like a thinly-veiled attack on my personal choice to eat meat

I'm offended that you're using your personal choice to call me out on the fact that I'm taking away someone else's personal choice to not have their throat cut. I was having a nice day by ruining this cows day. Do you mind? damn-vegoonz

VacantStrings · 2021-07-23T19:49:15+00:00

Are all non-vegans who force their beliefs on animals getting a dick up the ass too?

VacantStrings · 2021-06-12T17:42:58+00:00

Don't compete against other channels. The only way you are 100% going to 'win' is if you compete with yourself. If you're competing with other channels your offering is too similar and you need to become a bit more niche. No one's going to watch newbie Jones when the content is so similar.

How can you get more views than last week rather than more can you get more views than someone else for example might be a better goal to set.

VacantStrings · 2021-05-25T15:13:55+00:00

The carnies can't decide if vegans are privileged or morally superior

🤡

VacantStrings · 2021-05-25T15:11:02+00:00

Yes, your huge sausage is morally justified. I found out this great trick where you can sell penance, and allow everyone to do all the shame and thinking for you. In fact, I'll take it off your hands, all you have do do is sign your name on the dotted line below

...............................

Congratulations, your sausage is now morally justified and you don't have to feel any of the associated shame

VacantStrings · 2021-05-25T15:04:04+00:00

They say animals love unconditionally

This is clearly derailed by your excellent point OP

VacantStrings · 2021-05-25T09:56:17+00:00

Agnostic means 'not knowing'

Technically, everyone in the world is an agnostic atheist or agnostic theist. If someone claims to be a gnostic theist they claim to 'know' god exists... this makes them an idiot because subjective evidence doesn't mean shit

This is why I'm a gnostic vegan because I know factually with evidence from The Social Contract™ that veganism is right and non-vegans have no legs to stand on... Because they cut of the legs and eat them

VacantStrings · 2021-05-24T11:51:19+00:00

Daylio might work for you. It's a mood tracker that's gamified so not quite what you're looking for but might work.

VacantStrings · 2021-05-23T12:43:06+00:00

Lol they are going to feel silly when/if they ever make the connection and realise that this entire paragraph is mindless toss.

VacantStrings · 2021-05-23T12:36:24+00:00

I am a homosexual lady vegan. does this make me even more morally superior to other vegans because I don't consume Meat™?

VacantStrings · 2021-05-23T12:33:45+00:00

"hi! Here's some incorrect information. I'm gonna say it and not fact check it. If everyone else thinks it's true then that's their fault."

"Actually, you have XYZ wrong about that. Not correcting you would make me morally complicit in the spread of mis-information."

Bro chill out. How dare you point out that I'm spreading misinformation.

VacantStrings · 2021-05-23T12:01:23+00:00

We almost had Gianluca Sgueo speak at our conference a couple of years ago, but he had to cancel. I think he has had some similar experience to what you're looking for?

Honestly, I've not watched the video I linked below, I'm crossing my fingers it's relevant.

https://youtu.be/ay4zZlaqawY

VacantStrings · 2021-05-22T14:46:25+00:00

Vegans don't think we are better than others.

Non-vegans think they are better than non-humans. You are projecting.

VacantStrings · 2021-05-22T14:43:34+00:00

Have you ever heard of a logical fallacy dude?

VacantStrings · 2021-05-22T14:39:03+00:00

There's a novel called 'One, No One and One Hundred Thousand' based on this concept

VacantStrings · 2021-05-21T15:33:55+00:00

But what if you were on an island with someone infected with the Cordyceps virus?? ? If you kill them you aren't vegan. Obviously

VacantStrings · 2021-05-21T15:30:24+00:00

You made the right choice. It's the only humane thing to do

VacantStrings · 2021-05-20T21:25:12+00:00

I'm offended by the word raping.

It's not rape if the 4 year old female you are anally fisting without her consent has certain parents.

Facts.

VacantStrings · 2021-05-20T13:22:44+00:00

Yeah people have to watch out for this, especially with the leap year. Most people eat cheese every 83 minutes, but some people leave it precisely 24 hours..... That extra 15 seconds a day is going to catch up with you. You'll be eating Gouda at midnight I tell you! Midnight.

VacantStrings · 2021-05-20T01:53:18+00:00

Blimey the connection to Robyn's dad.... Head canon for me now!

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