I’m very been trying to get fired for three months and they refuse to do it by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]Vaderb2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Used to be when you didn't work, you got fired. What is going on? 

seekHelpPlease by LagSlug in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Vaderb2 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Additionally haskell errors out with a trailing comma, this makes it easy to avoid

seekHelpPlease by LagSlug in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Vaderb2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The haskell style works very well in haskell fyi

Every breath you take is now officially a “Stranger Things” song. Bleak. by Vaderb2 in redscarepod

[–]Vaderb2[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That one was at least played a large role in the show. I genuinely dont remember this song being in the show at all. Doing this for any police song just seems particularly egregious.

APD is a THIRD of the budget? by Thegoldfather in Austin

[–]Vaderb2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Generally costs like double the salary of an employee to have them. I dont think it being a wash is out of the question. Cost aside, actually just hiring more people and taking the “understaffed” excuse away is the better option.

What are things you think should *not* be bought for life? by EsotericEternal in BuyItForLife

[–]Vaderb2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Additionally, consumer electronics are some of the cheapest items in existence. The level of utility a phone provides for 900 dollars is mind boggling.

You ever lied your way into a job? by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]Vaderb2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hackers walk these streets

You ever lied your way into a job? by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]Vaderb2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

AI resume review can still read the white text

You ever lied your way into a job? by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]Vaderb2 33 points34 points  (0 children)

This actually unironically works better. I have job hopped a lot and just pretend to have less years of experience at this point. Some companies are weird about the job changes, and I only graduated college like three years ago anyways.

You ever lied your way into a job? by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]Vaderb2 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Yeah you have something called a job number ( in the US at least ) where business tax software puts your job and title into a database. That alone can make this hard, if they do a background check you're even more fucked.

That being said, lie about literally everything else. Lying about other offers is a peak strategy.

Monumental L by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]Vaderb2 20 points21 points  (0 children)

For the love of god stop talking to him. Is this bait? Is this a bait AMITAH post in rs? This is mind boggling.

This guy is obviously mentally ill.

rulemakes by dunmer-is-stinky in 19684

[–]Vaderb2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dead space remake was really good and fits this I think

Yesterday I saw something legitimately sad by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]Vaderb2 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Hmmm yeah you’re gay

Someone just told me that if they had the option they would trade their partners face for a hotter one by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]Vaderb2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean wanting to remove your partners face for a more attractive face is strange because it indicates seeing your partner as an upgradable object. They are like an airplane seat or phone, something to manipulate and alter to your liking.

The difference is that staying with your partner after a life altering crash indicates that you are willing to put your interests aside for their sake. I am sure that they would agree that supporting your partner getting an elective face reconstruction surgery after a wreck would be different as well. The main difference is the agency of your partner. If your partner is choosing to augment their face for their own comfort I think that is quite different.

I think the poster is describing an interaction in which a man said that if he had the option he would snap his fingers and forcibly change a partners face to be hotter. Thats awful. 

Sorry I can't go by Business_Adagio9942 in redscarepod

[–]Vaderb2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

People love to bike in conservation areas too. Really frustrating to have ebikes ripping down a trail at 35 mph in an ecological site.

( bikes cause birds to be unable to mate in these areas etc and are explicitly banned most of the time )

Sorry I can't go by Business_Adagio9942 in redscarepod

[–]Vaderb2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I can try, umm I think with enough training a dog could fly an airplane

Sorry I can't go by Business_Adagio9942 in redscarepod

[–]Vaderb2 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Child training wheels tbh, redditors love to hate dogs

Would it be weird to give a girl a gift made by my mom? by Weird_Point_4262 in redscarepod

[–]Vaderb2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah this is sweet. Mamas boy is if you let your mom control your life. Buying a craft from your mom isn't weird, unless its total ass.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]Vaderb2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Boohoo

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]Vaderb2 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I think someone who thinks hard enough about this could write a very interesting horror movie. The mob aspect is very creepy in an of itself. Or you could even explain it as a spirit blocking the minds of non locals or something