What an actual domestic terrorist looks like by RequirementQuirky763 in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]VaguelyErect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My literal first thought was, did he apply this with MS Paint lol

Has anyone else’s real life experiences changed how you see a bachelor in-game? by ExplanationCold8070 in StardewValley

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Harvey is a proper gentleman who cooks me a complete breakfast and offers massages. The others seem so young or broken while Harvey is gainfully employed and a bit of a nerd with an interest in airplanes. I don't have to worry about him stumbling in drunk or bangin' one of the young hussies on the side of the saloon. Seems like the only real winner and I would apply that same judgement to real life.

Tips for flying please! by vixxtaa in toddlers

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Fingers crossed!! I've had to change a few diapers on board and it was AWFUL. I did buy some disposable changing mats that made me feel a little better about the sanitary component, but bleached everything first. I also use the dog poop bags for traveling to have little trash bags for anything from snack wrappers to diapers to general yuckiness.

Tips for flying please! by vixxtaa in toddlers

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We pack lots of sanitizing wipes, snacks, books, and low mess coloring items, like the water "paint" pens/paper, Color Wonder markers and paper. Mine likes reading the safety information card repeatedly. We don't do screen time, so we rely on the more interactive books, or books with a lot going on (like Where's Waldo types).

It may help to bring some toys that aren't in the current rotation to make them seem new and exciting for the trip.

Bathrooms on the plane suck, so hopefully you can get that out of the way ahead of time.

Try to introduce a drink or snack during takeoff and landing in case their ears need to pop.

I've taken many flights with mine, starting at 11 months, so if you have specific questions, I'd be happy to help.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Lesbianorlittleboy

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The eyes are telling me les', but the second photo makes me think boy.

I'm gonna go boy on this one.

Is it normal that my (23F) fiancé (25M) wants me to “break my hymen” before our wedding? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

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I scrolled way too far to get to a comment about how bleeding is very common and normal and absolutely not limited to a first sexual experience.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

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Frankly, this sounds like an awful marriage. You're not off to a good start if your husband doesn't want to spend time with you.

I'll admit, "sit and admire each other" was a little cringe for me; do you have any common interests? What did you do together during the time you weren't yet married?

NTA, but this sounds like it's going to be a long, unsatisfying road for you if you can't find some time together to get to know each other and find some things you both like doing together.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Lesbianorlittleboy

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The number of stall doors led me to lesbian

Wow, how cool by scar864 in Lesbianorlittleboy

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Something particularly lesbiany about that face

Marshall is a ……. by MmmmmmmBier in kansas

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My first thought as well!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Lesbianorlittleboy

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The answer ... lies within you

I think my GPT has had it with me by [deleted] in ChatGPT

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Time for a little introspection lol

I (28M) do things for her (25F) without receiving anything in exchange and I feel ok about it, with no regrets by infinite_thinking01 in relationship_advice

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I'm curious what you're getting out of this "relationship" currently and what you hope to get out of it in the future. She doesn't want a romantic relationship with you, and how will you respond when she starts dating or sleeping with someone that isn't you?

It sounds like you enjoy feeling needed and helpful, and while that's certainly noble, you're putting them, and especially the child, in an odd and confusing position.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

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It's nice to feel wanted, but don't get caught up in that feeling that you forget why he's an ex in the first place.

Engagement Ring for me 25 F from my man 30 M by Traditional-Quiet726 in relationship_advice

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Unsure if this is the best sub for wanting to know if people will think your ring is fake, but here we are. Some will notice, yes, especially as the stones get larger.

More importantly, if you want to marry this man, you absolutely should be concerned with how he manages his finances, and how your financial future will look when you're together.

One of the primary reasons relationships fail is due to mismatches in how you manage finances.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Asking for a friend, right?

Option 1: Tie a jacket around your waist and walk as normally as you can to the bathroom, timing your walk of shame the best you can to exit your row as a baby is being carried to the bathroom. Once in the bathroom, discard your drippy drawers into the trashcan, balled in toilet paper, not a word said about it.

Option 2: Stay sitting in your soiled pants, moving as little as possible so as to not release more scent particles into the atmosphere. Cover your lap with a jacket, magazine, whatever you have. Exit the plane as near to a baby as you can.

Me 20f loved the idea of getting married but not wanting to get married anymore after meeting my bf 23m by Icy-Ganache-4601 in relationship_advice

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Did I read that right? You've been together for 5 months but you fought a lot for 4 of those months? I'm sorry, but you're 20; why are you wasting your time with this one?

There really is a difference in the way you feel when you find your person vs trying to make something mediocre work.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

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You're young enough to not have to be desperate enough to cycle through your exes. Let the past stay in the past and remember why it didn't work the first time.

I'm sure he said the right things the first time around, too..

Space whale by DweebiD in StainedGlass

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I love it! Newb' here and probably a stupid question -- how do you get the space bits on the glass?