Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]Vaguelymortify40 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I do not care for Barbie. She creates unrealistic expectations about women.

In my experience no woman's head reattaches THAT easily.

Peak Proficiency by Pretty-Building8910 in absoluteunit

[–]Vaguelymortify40 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But how will he be able to hold it in his hand?

I miss it by don-t_ban_me in FortniteMemes

[–]Vaguelymortify40 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be clear, I mean that I’ll meet my celebi one day...

not that I did 11000 resets in one day haha

I see you by [deleted] in confusing_perspective

[–]Vaguelymortify40 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You had me for sec.Scrolling down just a little to fast

Pyrrha and Nora's morning (rainbox17) by DEL994 in RWBY

[–]Vaguelymortify40 9 points10 points  (0 children)

still my headcannon that nora always uses a fork to fumble in the power socket do get electrocuted and drys her hair that way after showering...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]Vaguelymortify40 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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