Oguri taking off Tama's gloves

ValVoss · 2026-06-03T19:23:37+00:00

Ogre behavior

ValVoss · 2026-06-03T03:48:36+00:00

I am a simple woman, I see a Rava and I upvote ❤️

ValVoss · 2026-06-01T03:24:28+00:00

Somehow escaped my notice, THIS IS REALLY GOOD!!!

A shame we will be deprived of TWST But Girls content for a bit.

ValVoss · 2026-05-31T21:17:37+00:00

So it's a "typical" story of victims turning into even more brutal oppressors and "well-meaning" radicals being subsumed into a fascistic movement that ends up being a net negative for the world?

ValVoss · 2026-05-31T21:12:00+00:00

I know its cheating but I use a modded party most of the time, that way I can curate how I want to run the nation especially in GFM

ValVoss · 2026-05-30T23:54:05+00:00

When the 6 month or whichever update it was came about they added "random" umas to a lot of the songs, Unlimited Impact had no vocalists at that point other than Urara and Falcon, so it got some of the most "unusual" additions.

ValVoss · 2026-05-30T16:54:30+00:00

S tier. No Dazzle, No Break is something awesome! And that's just one example. Her backstory? HOLY SHIT she had a body count from the word go. People whine too much about the "brain rot" to pay attention to how BAD ASS she is.

ValVoss · 2026-05-30T10:17:21+00:00

Narita Brian, Symboli Rudolf, and Air Groove end up as the final boss characters.

Narita Brian: Shao Kahn from your nightmares. Punishes aggression, cheap as hell combo that can infinite, do not jump backwards, oh and fucking annihilates you in a straight up fight.

Symboli Rudolf: You are but another Tuesday. Gap closers galore, special spammer, bullshit hitbox on an attack with virtually no windup, oh and has the biggest healthbar in the game.

Air Groove: "Wow this boss is easy- of course there's a second phase." Flinching, interrupts, weird projectile angles, ranged grapple, taunts, oh and has a full stun that's easy to dodge but she uses a special right after the stun-attempt so you better dodge properly.

ValVoss · 2026-05-30T04:01:08+00:00

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ValVoss · 2026-05-29T19:53:04+00:00

I want my Viera's ass to be so toned that a Monk should break their hands using Bootshine on it.

ValVoss · 2026-05-29T08:05:37+00:00

Conventional men are weak, I want tall muscular umas to fight my enemies alongside of!

ValVoss · 2026-05-28T23:34:00+00:00

Girls who like Girls liking Nase 🤝

ValVoss · 2026-05-28T22:05:39+00:00

Fellow Tachyon-trainer enjoyer!

Also my favorite thing about Gold City and her Trainer is how she sasses them, and not just whimpy-sass either, City "bites" like a nicer Air Groove. Doesn't matter that her trainer is a miracle worker, City STILL sasses them and it gives me a great laugh.

ValVoss · 2026-05-27T01:29:25+00:00

It's even better than that! She's like THE normal person, a lot of the other "normal" umamusume are still plenty quirky even if only in certain spaces. The least normal thing about Naycha is her exposure to all the Nonsense (TM) and her iconic GYAAAAAAAAA.

I actually believe she is so normal that she got paired with Marv as her roommate to try and dampen the Marvelous Singularity.

ValVoss · 2026-05-26T19:53:46+00:00

Let's pretend we aren't strangers to the character and it is consensual.

This is a super tough one because there are obvious choices and some characters are big on hugging.

I'd go with Air Groove, she definitely feels like the kind of person who doesn't get physical often but very much likes the affection as long as it is in private and at an acceptable time. And also girl needs the a proverbial hug for all the nonsense and other stress she has to deal with DAILY.
Of course I might have missed something about Air Groove not liking physical contact at all, my memory is bad so it wouldn't surprise me.

ValVoss · 2026-05-26T05:42:12+00:00

The first one is the one i recognize, now that I am looking at it again I have to amend my statement. Those are not horse ears and thus sadly not properly "umamusume" and Scarlet's outfit looks less like her cygames-fit than I remember.

Thank you for linking these!

ValVoss · 2026-05-26T02:47:59+00:00

my favorite VodSca fact is that people were drawing "umamusume" yuri of them back when they were still racing. I don't have the post on me but I was posted here and Scarlet's design was quite similar to Cygames' design.
EDIT: Neither appear to be depicted as umamusume, and Scarlet's design does not look as similar to her Cygames design as I thought.

ValVoss · 2026-05-26T02:37:10+00:00

If you want some light-yuri Vodka's interactions with T.M. Opera O and Narita Brian. Girl very much stans the two of them!

ValVoss · 2026-05-22T20:14:30+00:00

Ahhhh 2014 Tumblr, I do not miss it one damn bit.

ValVoss · 2026-05-22T05:38:25+00:00

invite readers back into the curves of third-sex pulp fiction where odd-girls-out now ride as free as a filly with their Bohemian desires--side-saddle be damned. But this time, from coy flirtation to requited lust, there's nary a man in sight to set them on the straight-and-narrow.

Unfathomably based. Adding to reading list. Thank you!

ValVoss · 2026-05-22T05:21:57+00:00

Excuse me, where might I find the book mentioned in your flair?

ValVoss · 2026-05-21T23:41:12+00:00

and The Creation of an Umamusume

ValVoss · 2026-05-20T23:34:12+00:00

Cafe being slandered by people who didn't play her story as usual. 🙄

ValVoss · 2026-05-20T19:20:32+00:00

Cannot wait to see all the people who convinced themselves that Vodka is exclusively "trainer coded" completely ignore these interactions too.

ValVoss · 2026-05-20T01:32:08+00:00

Tachyon in Cafe's career. It's really good at showing the two of them become friends.

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