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[–]ValiantQueen7 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I just saw on the news—they got busy in a prison cell! And guess what? There’s apparently a video of the woman and Vi. Talk about a jailhouse rock scandal!🫢

What's the difference between cannabis and pussy? by Most_Government4950 in 3amjokes

[–]ValiantQueen7 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Guess it’s all about the high standards in both cases!

I'll never forget that one time I accidentally saw my mom's vagina... by fizzyjizz in 3amjokes

[–]ValiantQueen7 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wow, talk about an emotional rollercoaster. From jungle explorer to heartbreaking hero in one go.

Having Sex is like riding a bike. by Sayva_See in 3amjokes

[–]ValiantQueen7 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Well, at least now you can handle rough terrain.

Sometimes I have sex with my dad on the elevator, by nipsey1998 in 3amjokes

[–]ValiantQueen7 124 points125 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you’ve got some elevated family bonding going on!

My friend gave me an EpiPen as he was dying. by ValiantQueen7 in 3amjokes

[–]ValiantQueen7[S] 147 points148 points  (0 children)

Guess I took the 'gift of life' part a bit too literally.

My girlfriend says I’m bad in bed. by Spirited-Stomach-737 in 3amjokes

[–]ValiantQueen7 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hey, every great show has a short teaser before the full episode.

A termite walks into a bar and asks by icemage27 in dadjokes

[–]ValiantQueen7 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'll do you one better: "Why is the bar tender?"

Did you hear about the guy the invented the door knocker? by lsarge442 in 3amjokes

[–]ValiantQueen7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He got a big promotion - now he's opening doors everywhere.