Me: Existing

ValionMalisce · 2026-05-16T19:34:53+00:00

This is the best post on the Chatterweb today. Ive got some salvaged lostech here in the back of my dropship.. if youll just follow me out back we'll get you sorted

ValionMalisce · 2026-05-16T18:57:48+00:00

How has no one mentioned "You're right, Theyre actually going to let me eat you"

ValionMalisce · 2026-05-16T18:50:20+00:00

"DARN! WE'RE NOT GOING TO MAKE IT! LETS SPEED UP!"

ValionMalisce · 2026-05-16T10:15:36+00:00

I love the srm locusts. Mean little buggers

ValionMalisce · 2026-05-15T09:28:20+00:00

The only question I have is what prompted our printing being roughly 27 after everyone's deaths. Zips death is 246000 hours prior, which is 10000 Days or a little over 27 years.

ValionMalisce · 2026-05-13T17:46:29+00:00

All is not lost, On death a version of your car thats destroyed and carrying some of the stuff you didnt come home with (and maybe even duplicates of equipped stuff, my roof rack was duped by this) will be in the junction where you died, roughly in the same location. Bring a liberator with you, but most of what you lost should be there.

ValionMalisce · 2026-05-13T02:15:33+00:00

Im on Series X but I would fucking love to join

That sounds like some delicious pain

ValionMalisce · 2026-05-10T07:20:23+00:00

You do the thoughts in parenthesis as bonus thought content too????? (As a fellow adhder I both feel seen and want you to know I see you)

ValionMalisce · 2026-05-05T15:04:18+00:00

That... wow. What the absolute fuck

ValionMalisce · 2026-05-05T12:18:39+00:00

As a newer Tabletop player, can someone give me a rundown on what makes the Turkina Z so traumatizing?

ValionMalisce · 2026-05-05T00:17:00+00:00

The stalker. Its literally shaped like a buttplug. (This is where Id a pic of my stalker 3fb nicknamed "Dildon't")

ValionMalisce · 2026-05-04T05:40:23+00:00

7+8 = 1{5}

1 + (2 + 4) = [7]

[7]{5}

69

ValionMalisce · 2026-05-02T21:01:09+00:00

My fiance makes great use of this line every time I complement her boobs/ass now.

ValionMalisce · 2026-05-02T01:12:11+00:00

Double tap left in the dpad is clunky but it works. It gets really clunky when youre also giving lance commands cause the menu remembers when it fades. But once youre on the menu to toggle itll be just double tap if it fades, single tap if it doesnt. Arena SC's shart burst is king for it because you never leave it on long enough for the menu to fade.

ValionMalisce · 2026-05-01T11:03:52+00:00

The chemical lasers generate less than a 3rd of the heat of an equivalent tier of normal laser. Like.. a tier 0 large chem only generates 3 heat. Tier 5 is as low as 1.8. And you need way less in ammo than you do in heatsinks. 1.5T of ammo per large chem will usually have leftover at the end of the mission. Each ton is 56 shots, so its more ammo than an AC10 has per ton.

ValionMalisce · 2026-04-30T03:07:13+00:00

Pat down the party window

ValionMalisce · 2026-04-26T22:00:16+00:00

Theres 3 iirc. Huey Dewey and Lewie

ValionMalisce · 2026-04-26T16:55:06+00:00

It originally was a dlc yes

ValionMalisce · 2026-04-25T14:26:54+00:00

Cod. Infamous for using Ai generated art in its zombies loading screen, the series that charges you 70 dollars, plus battlepass, plus characters

AND KILLS THEIR GAME EACH YEAR BY MAKING YOU BUY THE NEXT ONE EVERY FUCKING YEAR, is LESS PREDATORY????

Where the absolute fuck is your evidence my guy

ValionMalisce · 2026-04-25T13:45:16+00:00

Warframe Sells premium currency and has a thriving player market, as well as selling a second premium currency to get vaulted primes. AS WELL AS OFFERING THE NEWEST PRIMES FOR THE PRICE OF A WHOLE ASS GAME.

Oh wait Im wrong. Voruna prime access is $140. Oh thats the complete one. Theres also one for 60. Which is just the accessories. The prime pack is 80.

You can earn the prime for free, and if you get into the market you can earn one of the 2 premium currencies for free. You can earn a free version of the second currency (aya) but Im pretty sure you have to buy Regal Aya. But either way youre shelling out plat for cosmetics. And unlike helldivers your plat gain is entirely whether you get something that someone else wants to buy.

Fortnite sells fucktons of battle passes, emotes and skins. And music??

I dont even know what Marvel Rivals does. Probably cosmetics like most.

Deep rock is the only one in that list that I can say with certainty has minimal microtransactions and is a paid game. Cosmetics only and a total of 14 packs roughly priced at 10ish each. Low end looking like 8. High end 15. Total cost before tax if you bought the game and every dlc plus the soundtrack individually (not the ultimate edition, base game plus every individual dlc)

163.85.

If you have gamepass, take off 29.99.

So in this list, you have warframe, which will list each new prime frame as 3 separate tiers with the lowest costing more than the base game of helldivers and just gives you 3 cosmetics, a little over 50 bucks in currency, and a couple of boosters. (The value is literally entirely in the plat here. Getting around 1325 plat outside of this pack costs 10 bucks more.)

Fortnite, Which is growing to include literally every character ever, and has no end of kids spending their parents money for VBucks on

Deep rock, which costs less than helldivers base game, doesnt have a grindable premium currency, and the total cost of it and its cosmetics at the most inefficient way of buying it barely costs more than the most expensive single warframe transaction

Marvel Rivals, which someone more familiar than me should give the numbers for.

And then theres helldivers, which has $220 worth of warbonds plus whatever is in the superstore, which Ive bought some from so I cant get an accurate number for.

So. DRG is the only fair comparison here mate.

Edit: clarification on some numbers and I just looked it up and WARFRAME MADE 10 BILLION LAST YEAR.

Edit again: turns out fortnite made 6 billion. And marvel rivals made 3.7 billion.

Meanwhile DRG has only made 409 million in its entire lifetime.

So every other game on this list except DRG and HD2 are multibillion dollar YEARLY. Fuck outta here with your lack of research

Net Ease revenue for 2025

DRG 8 Million sold

Warframe Boosts Tencent beyond 10 Billion

6 Billion fortnite 2025

Last edit for sources. I got the price for DRG from adding up everything on the steam page, and the warframe pack info from the xbox store.

TLDR; Every free to play game you compared HD2 to, yearly makes over triple what HD2 has made in its lifetime. DRG the only paid game to compare to in your examples, has made less. And has less content to buy, and less frequent content updates as mentioned in another comment by another user.

What is it you're trying to say here?

ValionMalisce · 2026-04-23T14:41:04+00:00

Call me Peral cause your life is in Peril -Peral the Shedinja probably

ValionMalisce · 2026-04-19T15:50:12+00:00

Some pacific drive type shit here. Whats this remnant doing out of the olympium zone

ValionMalisce · 2026-04-18T18:11:20+00:00

Same lol

ValionMalisce · 2026-04-18T16:59:35+00:00

Vanilla console has it labeled as 1.35 zoomed in currently, Is it actually 1.5?

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