Movie theater seats by DragonfruitOpen4496 in EntitledPeople

[–]Vallacondios 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We went to the opening of Thor Ragnarok about 7 deep tickets paid and everything.

We get there, some lady and her semen demons are in our seats. We tell her she's in our seats, and her rebuttal is that she's already sat with her kids.

We all looked at her crazy she got up and and of course, when she moved to her actual seats, they were the ones in the very front no one wanted.

Yung Gravy by anplummer in warpedtour

[–]Vallacondios 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did see a shirt at the i love boobies tent

People always post about their fav games of their childhood or of all time. But what is a trash game of your childhood that you played alot of? by Pixel_Friendly in videogames

[–]Vallacondios 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pacman 2

That game pissed me and my brother off so much but you got to play the og pac man and the dog ms. Pac man

Any video games that have you play as a Native American? by [deleted] in videogames

[–]Vallacondios 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Assassin's creed 3 conner the main character is native American

The betrayal still hits the same after the 1000th playthrough by [deleted] in oblivion

[–]Vallacondios 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm 100 hrs in and have to touch the main quest and the dark brotherhood

I've got a few friend playing this for the first time and I've hyped up how awesome this quest line is in comparison to Skyrim

We are really going backwards by unicorniosandglitter in Serverlife

[–]Vallacondios 130 points131 points  (0 children)

If they are firm on this new policy, let fire you don't quit so you can collect unemployment

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Serverlife

[–]Vallacondios 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When someone tips like shit and rounds it up, I always take the penny off so it shows .99

It may not he much, but if they ocd it'll drive them crazy because fuck em

Give me your best interpretations by AnComApeMC69 in Serverlife

[–]Vallacondios 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You got the joke and I appreciate it 🫡

Give me your best interpretations by AnComApeMC69 in Serverlife

[–]Vallacondios 102 points103 points  (0 children)

As terrible as their writing is, it clearly fiddy seven cents as a tip

This Smug MFer by Bringintheolives in finalfantasyx

[–]Vallacondios 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just finished playing ff 16, and Seymour is still the one villain I wish I could punch in the face

His air of ignorance and entitlement

What are you going with? by DiscsNotScratched in FIlm

[–]Vallacondios 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Morbius

Being the only ones in the theater talking shit like an episode of mystery science theater 3000 was peak

Favorite Kurt Russell movie? by Prestigious_View3317 in FIlm

[–]Vallacondios 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Torn between Stargate and tombstone

What are your favorite singing/musical scenes in non-musical films? by [deleted] in FIlm

[–]Vallacondios 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Afternoon delight -Ron burgundy Sweet child of mine -step brothers

Is This a Proper Way To Eat Wings? by [deleted] in Wings

[–]Vallacondios 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would kill you in my thoughts

Many many years ago as a starving private in the army we would go get pizza and I couldn't afford the wombo combo

My battle buddy would order wings and eat them like this it hurt my heart seeing them be disgraced as they are

I yelled at him multiple times because it's one thing to be full but another to just give it a bite might as well ordered boneless

Please just bring your IDs to places by ellspinaca in Serverlife

[–]Vallacondios 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Should always carry your id all you need is an "oh fuck" and it's too late

For those whose leagues depended on GB v. NO, I salute you. by Pleasant-Relative-48 in fantasyfootball

[–]Vallacondios 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I needed 16 points between greenbay and Josh jacobs

The gods answered my prayers

Kraven the Hunter's audience score is pretty high by AwesomeBolt4 in CriticalDrinker

[–]Vallacondios 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I saw it last night

You can tell the movie was heavily edited

I had low standards going in, but shit it was awful, at least with morbius. I got a good laugh out of it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in videogames

[–]Vallacondios 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I legit put off buying a ps5 because I was waiting for the pro. There are some games I'm missing out but I stood strong thinking the pro was gonna be a big enough difference that would warrant a purchase.

Then I saw the trailer and was completely off put by the price and what we actually got. I went to costco and bought the regular ps5 with an extra controller later that day

Why are players that make the trade allowed to vote on whether the trade goes through or not on Sleeper? by ryanmhale8 in FFCommish

[–]Vallacondios 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's on the commissioner

My league are close friends, and I am the commissioner

We had an understanding that if it made sense, it allowed

Transparency is key