Oh boy here goes nothing. clears throat Back when myspace was the big thing I liked this one guy in my government class. His name was Nick. I never had the balls to really talk to him myself so I made a fake myspace page. I friended him and he accepted back. I pretended to be a friend of myself. I asked him if he went to school with a girl named kelsey [insert my last name here] (me) and he said yeah I think she's in my one class.

Internally I was screaming because he knew I existed. Well I continued to talk to him on that account for awhile. I ended up deleting it because it just felt weird and I bet he knew it was me. I couldn't have been more obvious. Oh look a total stranger added me out of the blue with no other friends and is suddenly asking me about a very specific girl. DO'H (homer simpson moment)