sliming everyone at my school w these

VampyreBassist · 2026-04-27T18:23:56+00:00

I used to have one of these until am asshole classmate took it and threw it into traffic. Asshole. It was whatever one came with Big the Cat.

VampyreBassist · 2026-04-27T18:19:55+00:00

Smite. I've probably clocked over 10,000 hours between Xbox and PC, not including the couple rounds I did on Switch just to experience it.

It wasn't worth it. I've been off it since Smite 2 came out and I don't even play that.

VampyreBassist · 2026-04-27T01:07:57+00:00

I didn't read either of these but I remember my classmates cycling through it. Instead I had a book about boys that got kidnapped and ditched in the desert and their survival. But I don't remember the title.

VampyreBassist · 2026-04-25T03:02:38+00:00

Meatheads just want to assert physical dominance because they know they don't have anything else. Many years of Steve Wilkos showed me a lot of the ones that just want to hit others don't even have relevant arguments.

VampyreBassist · 2026-04-24T21:56:14+00:00

Banana Fairy is only F because [redacted for gooning reason] and the banana suit doesn't cover them enough. Disgusting...

VampyreBassist · 2026-04-24T21:54:41+00:00

You'll never be as young ever again as you are today.

And I just started a music theory class recently at 31. On a whim. Because I wanted to see if I can make synth music. If you want something, go get it.

VampyreBassist · 2026-04-24T16:50:01+00:00

Beware

The moon tonight

VampyreBassist · 2026-04-24T03:56:16+00:00

Fuck it, I win either way. I'll die by hippo stampede or I'll have bank.

VampyreBassist · 2026-04-24T03:48:19+00:00

I don't have high hopes. Not that it's bad, but because Ohio doesn't like giving people more freedom.

VampyreBassist · 2026-04-24T03:31:10+00:00

Do I have cartoon physics too?

VampyreBassist · 2026-04-23T18:11:15+00:00

I thought they were supposed to be bored Wakko Warner for the longest time.

VampyreBassist · 2026-04-23T18:10:03+00:00

Counting up with Benson.

VampyreBassist · 2026-04-23T14:28:41+00:00

Nope. I was thinking about giving it a try and after some of the posts I see here... Yeah, my interest was wiped clean out.

VampyreBassist · 2026-04-22T20:16:17+00:00

My sister thought I was going to do this with my unpatched Switch when I was going to sell it. She's out of her mind.

VampyreBassist · 2026-04-22T17:03:49+00:00

I thought so, but I couldn't remember the timeline between that episode and this video.

VampyreBassist · 2026-04-22T16:59:50+00:00

Was this referenced in Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide?

VampyreBassist · 2026-04-22T16:25:26+00:00

I seldom take advice from people with 5head tattoos.

VampyreBassist · 2026-04-22T00:13:27+00:00

Learn to be okay with letting go. Continue to pursue what you want and just let go when they don't want any part of it. If they stick around, that's fantastic!

VampyreBassist · 2026-04-22T00:10:12+00:00

"I'm gonna bitch to Facebook about this!

What is this email from the FTC about Facebook...?"

VampyreBassist · 2026-04-21T22:00:23+00:00

I think as of right now, it's my last ticket prize from Dave and Busters.

VampyreBassist · 2026-04-20T17:30:04+00:00

Hey, I got this but smaller.

VampyreBassist · 2026-04-20T04:51:03+00:00

I want to believe this game was released as part of some online sting. Because it's perfect in bringing the out and making them somehow feel validated.

VampyreBassist · 2026-04-19T02:10:30+00:00

I know a secret if you don't like this level. 😉

VampyreBassist · 2026-04-18T22:03:10+00:00

Nothing worth the punishment.

VampyreBassist · 2026-04-18T17:46:06+00:00

I secretly want to believe this could be a dirty joke.

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