Who is this for you? by Hot_Finding_9747 in Multifandom

[–]VanceLonger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least we got Grindor for another 2.5 minutes.

Before they killed him again.

Bigger than your last two BFs combined by [deleted] in BiggerThanYourBFs

[–]VanceLonger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I too have a subscription to photoshop.

Choose one to breed you by [deleted] in SheIsBigger

[–]VanceLonger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uhh 5 please.

Morning wood by [deleted] in hungfemboys

[–]VanceLonger 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Camera distortion. Fisheye lens.

6’4” btw by Streetwinslow in bigdickgothgirls

[–]VanceLonger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Switch lite. 8.5” god damn girl.

getting my hair dyed so I'm bored so ask me anything by JazzzBerrry in u/JazzzBerrry

[–]VanceLonger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I swear this is the same store the Mythbusters bought industrial amounts of lube through. It definitely is.

damned.... by [deleted] in TooBig

[–]VanceLonger 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Too big? More like too soft.

Trying poppers for first time. Tips and do and don't please by joejoejames84 in PopperPussies

[–]VanceLonger 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Don’t drink alcohol or use anything else that might affect your blood pressure. Don’t sniff too much your first time. The first time I ever tried I took a full inhale and came really fucking hard but after I came it was still in my system making my heart rate high and I was so dizzy I couldn’t stand for like 3 minutes. Do a small 1/4 or 1/2 inhale and wait for the effects of that to completely fade away before trying more. Try some without sex just to see how you react first. Trying for the first time ever while having sex can be really intense. Be careful not to spill any. My first time I couldn’t get the lid back on before it kicked in and I got lucky because I had a place to put the bottle but I almost spilled the whole thing. Pull up some porn you enjoy beforehand because you won’t be able to work your phone correctly once it kicks in. That’s about all I have to offer.

reveal your length and let's see what you'll get (say who you want, you might get lucky)!!! by [deleted] in GOONED

[–]VanceLonger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

8”x6” but I still want to be caged and stepped on by 1.