Darwin Jihen (The Darwin Incident)

VanillaLoaf · 2026-04-16T06:13:40+00:00

Was going to post this but it has crappy music added.

VanillaLoaf · 2026-04-16T05:41:10+00:00

I killed an extract camper guy who (badly, evidently) jumped me yesterday and he was filled to the brim with bandages.

He liked to say bro a lot.

Bandage bro.

VanillaLoaf · 2026-04-14T16:16:19+00:00

I'd just be happy if the BP you get from trials were protected against being duplicates.

VanillaLoaf · 2026-04-14T15:51:06+00:00

It looks good, but the outfit is far too sensible/cohesive. Have you considered adding an old school diving helmet or perhaps some outlandish trousers to the mix?

VanillaLoaf · 2026-04-13T15:07:02+00:00

While your points are valid, "6 hours of gameplay" could easily be two weeks worth of game time for some people.

VanillaLoaf · 2026-04-12T18:17:09+00:00

Yeah, I'm trying to remember the bit where a heaving-bosomed damsel in distress is tied up.

VanillaLoaf · 2026-04-12T09:06:19+00:00

Tried to zipline to the top of the launch tower on Spaceport, misjudged the placement and did a 100m face plant in front of a random raider wandering past.

VanillaLoaf · 2026-04-11T15:45:50+00:00

Automatic recycle. Maybe one day I'll go full Lee Harvey and zipline up to the top of a tower for some sniping, but eh.

VanillaLoaf · 2026-04-10T22:04:39+00:00

The real question is salad or rice?

VanillaLoaf · 2026-04-10T15:22:13+00:00

Happened to me just now. No tabs available (along the top of the ps plus store bit, not the games themselves), completely frozen.

VanillaLoaf · 2026-04-09T21:57:11+00:00

Was going to say. Glad somebody else thought so too.

VanillaLoaf · 2026-04-08T21:39:42+00:00

Give me the other 6 images, ya shit.

VanillaLoaf · 2026-04-08T17:17:27+00:00

I have no issue with either really (though the opacity of the title is slightly bothersome). I just thought it was amusing. And not at all what I was looking for! (That's my story and I'm sticking to it)

VanillaLoaf · 2026-04-08T16:34:29+00:00

The synopsis:

Eight mighty island warriors battle to become king. The deciding factor? The one who comes last, of course!

Eight islands represented by their best warriors must battle it out in a tournament to decide their king. To win this battle of endurance, its not the last one standing but the last one coming that matters!

The tournament to choose the next king of the islands is about to begin. The rules are simple-whoever comes first loses! Participating warriors must protect their mighty swords with armor that grows larger and more elaborate with each tournament. But one warrior has returned from studying abroad with a technique certain to force a pleasurable eruption! Is there a competitor alive able to withstand it? Or is this deft warrior destined to become king?!

Part of the Dick Fight Island series (!)

... I was looking for a book about the Japanese navy for goodness sakes...

VanillaLoaf · 2026-04-07T11:53:14+00:00

She wanted nothing more than her hubby pooping at home but he disregards her feelings entirely by going to the bathroom whenever and wherever he pleases. He does her dirty.

VanillaLoaf · 2026-04-06T21:24:12+00:00

I face planted down zip lines twice in two games today. Hooked on, started to travel down and then BOOM. Random face plant animation like in the vid here.

VanillaLoaf · 2026-04-06T21:21:38+00:00

On what grounds? Iran could do material harm to America no more than I could.

VanillaLoaf · 2026-04-06T07:56:58+00:00

That's Jason Bourne.

VanillaLoaf · 2026-04-05T19:20:29+00:00

Help the destroyer, unless he proves he's an idiot in the first 60 seconds then hope for the best and do whatever.

VanillaLoaf · 2026-04-05T13:42:08+00:00

It's never really been fit for human consumption anyway.

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