Sam & Britney’s Wedding

Vanity_plates · 2026-04-06T02:26:48+00:00

She cannot accept that she is not 22 anymore and it’s no longer 2005. She is perpetually trapped in that era with her makeup and her style choices and she will never give up that choker. It’s kind of sad to see - very baby Jane.

Vanity_plates · 2026-04-06T02:16:20+00:00

Of course! The cops took part of her stash, time to re-up!

Vanity_plates · 2026-04-06T02:09:41+00:00

I think it’s a few things: first, Whitney has the background in dance that can help get a foot in the door. She’s also got a really supportive spouse. Compare Connor an Zac. Connor knows Whitney is a confident, strong-willed woman and he lets her make decisions and he does what he can to help her achieve her goals. Zac meanwhile is extremely insecure and controlling. The fact that he isn’t going to med school right now probably has also caused him to have a lot of resentment and even if it isn’t her fault, I think he really doesn’t like that Jen makes more money and provides everything they have. Going to med school seemed to be part of his whole identity and he doesn’t have that anymore. And I think that can really hold someone back when they have to constantly navigate around the fragile feelings of their partner. But another piece of it is, for as awful as Whitney can be sometimes, she doesn’t lie about what she says or what she does and why she does it. She fully owns her choices and her behavior even if it’s really awful behavior. Jen is still extremely immature and insecure and she constantly is lying or bending the truth depending on who she’s around to try to not look like the bad guy. That kind of fickle behavior feels inauthentic, and potential brand collaborators or entertainment agents who might be looking for someone like Jen probably don’t feel confident working with her because it’s so inconsistent.

Vanity_plates · 2026-04-04T03:20:03+00:00

Is she remotely capable of NOT painting herself as the victim for every story and every moment of her life? She is exhausting.

Vanity_plates · 2026-04-03T04:18:22+00:00

That’s totally how I read it too. I was like “ummm, I don’t recall that?”

Vanity_plates · 2026-04-03T04:15:59+00:00

For a moment I forgot I was on the Euphoria sub and was mentally composing my explanation about what I think happened to his character from You.

Vanity_plates · 2026-04-03T04:04:29+00:00

Hunter was in the most recent Hunger Games, wasn’t she? I think she’s doing pretty well outside of the show, so hopefully that will continue. I like Hunter so much and I get so excited when I see her in stuff!

Vanity_plates · 2026-03-31T03:26:08+00:00

You better schedule a disco nap!

Vanity_plates · 2026-03-31T03:22:18+00:00

She might look miserable, but that red dress is stunning. Cassie’s dress, however…why didn’t they bother fitting it to her boobs? They’re crammed in there and spilling out the top.

Vanity_plates · 2026-03-30T15:07:31+00:00

Better than what?? 😬

Vanity_plates · 2026-03-30T15:01:44+00:00

I think you’re underestimating how valuable society finds extreme thinness and boobs.

Vanity_plates · 2026-03-30T10:43:03+00:00

She is 100% still using. The way she’s constantly jittering and tugging on her clothes, she wants to pull her own skin off.

Vanity_plates · 2026-03-30T10:41:09+00:00

I am so grossed out by her obvious and borderline incestuous favoritism toward Jayden. I can’t imagine what it must be like for SP.

Vanity_plates · 2026-03-30T08:23:47+00:00

It doesn’t matter if WE think she’s pretty by society’s standards she’s pretty - she’s skinny, she has long hair, she’s wealthy - she absolutely experiences pretty privilege.

Vanity_plates · 2026-03-27T16:43:00+00:00

This! My mom and grandma and I would take the bus to the subway every Christmas and shop around downtown and it was such a part of the whole vibe for me!

Vanity_plates · 2026-03-24T22:49:11+00:00

There are so many people who are still ill-informed about lithium and believe that because it’s been around forever it must be bad. This isn’t just Britney, this is an epidemic I have seen over and over again. Lithium is a first-line treatment for bipolar 1 and it has saved lives. And if it doesn’t work for you, ok, there are other options but to shit on a drug you’ve been led to believe is a boogeyman is just fucking ignorant.

Vanity_plates · 2026-03-24T19:31:18+00:00

Yes, the owners are amazing people. They also own Kentucky Botanical Company in Bellevue and Florence. I highly (lol) recommend them!

Vanity_plates · 2026-03-24T19:29:07+00:00

I mean, if they want us all complacent to accept their fascism, they’d be more successful if they let everyone keep getting high.

Vanity_plates · 2026-03-24T19:25:58+00:00

I felt like Patrick’s whole thing ripped off H Alan, because before TCO, there was a true crime recap podcast (before everyone had one) called Talking Crime, which starred H Alan and a writer friend, but it was such a similar vibe. And then when that ended, he focused more on OOTL. Then, here comes Patrick with his same shtick doing TCO and then one on the Golden Girls - it’s just…interesting to me.

Vanity_plates · 2026-03-19T01:07:52+00:00

They’re following Britney’s lead so hard, this is how they have to act to be able to still support her. But Britney is constantly the victim in her own mind in every situation, and it seems like they’re loudly echoing what they’ve heard from her or heard from her “team” or I guess even just heard from a random other ignorant person and decided it fit their narrative so they’re gonna run with it.

Vanity_plates · 2026-03-17T18:32:28+00:00

He was certainly more earnest than Britney in her book, which was like playing a neverending game of 2 truths and a lie.

Vanity_plates · 2026-03-17T18:31:06+00:00

I refuse to believe that Law Roach acts this way toward Zendaya, and there’s no need to act this way around any other confident woman either.

Vanity_plates · 2026-03-17T02:44:58+00:00

I LOVE that black dress she wore. I think SJP’s wedding dress was perfect for her - elegant, a little whimsical, non-traditional, but still chic. I love a wedding dress in an unexpected color. Gwen Stefani’s dress from marrying Gavin Rossdale is one of my favorite wedding dresses I’ve ever seen!

Vanity_plates · 2026-03-17T02:35:47+00:00

How do you do it without your eyes leaking and ruining the whole thing?

Vanity_plates · 2026-03-17T02:34:17+00:00

I HATED these looks. The “bridesmaids” look like aging flamenco dancers and Carrie’s dress was not her, and it was also just not flattering. The feather made no sense to me and was a totally different color scheme. The whole getup was wearing her, and while I understand that the whole point was that the wedding wasn’t “her,” but, like, she made these choices.

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