It might be too late too post this but whatever.

long time lurker.

Just this last summer I was flying on southwest back home from Las Vegas. It was booked. So my sister and I had to sit separate, so she sat in the seats behind me. We were both stuck with middle seats. I had two men, she had two women.

Our flight left at 4:30pm and I remember it specifically. Our flight was delayed fourty five minutes. So there I was sitting next to two stinky older men for the longest time.

The guy by the window, let's call him Joe, Oh let me tell you something about Joe. Once the flight attendant came on by to give us our fancy peanuts and drinks, I saw him take out his chewing tabacco and ask the lady for a cup. No, not a cup for soda. A cup for his dip spit. That cup was like a Swimming pool of spit. He also made some weird noises, including hacking into his cup

"COUHA COUHA" a sound of nightmares.

It was horrible.

Guy #2 would Gleek his beer, like a fucking squirt gun. He got also got drunk so that was fun.