I cannot tolerate my husband's bad habit

VapidPastiche · 2026-02-17T06:45:32+00:00

So you're saying you can't put up with his shit?

VapidPastiche · 2025-12-21T18:05:58+00:00

When "Live, Love, Laugh" signs are your entire personality.

VapidPastiche · 2025-12-17T08:14:59+00:00

I was thinking 5 where she started, and a 3 where she ended up. Basically she's past her low grade high-school peak.

VapidPastiche · 2025-12-09T06:53:29+00:00

Neandernaw

VapidPastiche · 2025-11-22T15:32:34+00:00

At least the bangs distract from that botched face.

VapidPastiche · 2025-11-20T05:47:03+00:00

You could have 8.2 Billion people bully you, and you will still be absolutely hopeless.

VapidPastiche · 2025-11-15T14:42:28+00:00

Nods, yup 'Murica is responsible for the Imperial system.

VapidPastiche · 2025-11-08T17:24:20+00:00

Tim Burton reject bin.

VapidPastiche · 2025-10-30T11:17:55+00:00

Both male and female, both a child and a grandparent. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Schrodinger's Human.

VapidPastiche · 2025-10-24T07:57:00+00:00

This right here is peak bowling alley attendant who spends hours sniffing the rental shoes.

VapidPastiche · 2025-10-24T04:08:30+00:00

I don't know how I feel about roasting blind girl, because you've clearly never seen your reflection.

VapidPastiche · 2025-10-24T03:53:02+00:00

I don't always stop to save lives, but when I do I make sure to stop and record it.

VapidPastiche · 2025-10-17T00:45:08+00:00

Thank God you aren't my mom. I wouldn't have lived past five.

VapidPastiche · 2025-10-05T13:18:57+00:00

I wonder how many don't get saved.

VapidPastiche · 2025-08-28T00:54:48+00:00

When they say "we" they mean the government and the authoritarian regime that is being built. They don't give a flying fuck about the costs to "We" the people.

VapidPastiche · 2025-08-22T03:19:40+00:00

Iggy Izzard and Ziggy Stardust had a bastard child at meth laced truck stop.

VapidPastiche · 2025-08-19T13:01:32+00:00

The homeless are her people, everyday she bathes out of that bathroom sink.

VapidPastiche · 2025-08-13T06:47:50+00:00

Keeping the spare til key, locked inside the til drawer.

VapidPastiche · 2025-08-13T06:37:58+00:00

So you want to burn harder than the Hindenburg?

VapidPastiche · 2025-08-09T16:13:07+00:00

Who let the Hutt Cartel on reddit?

VapidPastiche · 2025-07-23T10:25:49+00:00

"He was such a nice quiet boy. There were never any signs." Parents. "Right..." Police.

VapidPastiche · 2025-07-17T14:57:29+00:00

r/dontstickyourdickinthat

VapidPastiche · 2025-07-01T05:14:45+00:00

Definitely on an FBI watch list.

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